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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3945 on: November 02, 2009, 04:58:43 pm »
Granted, instead of a catsplosion, you have a Thermonucular catsploson, your base blows up.

I wish for a candy, unpoisoned.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3946 on: November 02, 2009, 05:42:34 pm »
Granted, its a happy-funtime candy(TM)! Spiked with both weed and laxative!

I wish for deja vu.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3947 on: November 02, 2009, 05:44:25 pm »
Granted, instead of a catsplosion, you have a Thermonucular catsploson, your base blows up.

I wish for a candy, unpoisoned.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3948 on: November 02, 2009, 05:50:02 pm »
Granted, its a happy-funtime candy(TM)! Spiked with both weed and laxative!

I wish for deja vu.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3949 on: November 02, 2009, 06:10:42 pm »
Granted, instead of a catsplosion, you have a Thermonucular catsploson, your base blows up.

I wish this stupid Groundhog Day movie would end!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3950 on: November 02, 2009, 06:18:37 pm »
Granted. Unfortunately, Eagle doesnt know the plot of Groundhog Day and doesnt know what to stop.

I wish for deja vu more time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3951 on: November 02, 2009, 06:48:29 pm »
Granted. You spin off into the vastness of unknown and empty space, incoherent and reeling for every eternity remaining until the universe is old and drawn-out.

I wish this thread would begin again!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3952 on: November 02, 2009, 07:22:50 pm »
Gra...  nevermind.

I wish I knew what a thermonuclear catsplosion was.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3953 on: November 02, 2009, 07:46:22 pm »
Granted: you experience one first-hand

I wish I were a wizard.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3954 on: November 02, 2009, 09:47:59 pm »
Granted, however, you slightly slur a syllable when you are chanting a spell. The magic backfires, and you are transported back to New England in 1692, and burned at the stake by an angry mob.

I wish for a fluffy wambler.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3955 on: November 03, 2009, 12:38:32 am »
Granted, here's two! They breed very quickly. You have Worries with Wamblers.

I wish for 'Half Life: Full Life Consequences' to be produced by Michael Bay with a multi-million dollar budget as a summer blockbuster.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3956 on: November 03, 2009, 02:41:29 am »
It is done. It fails spectacularly as an adaptation and Michael Bay commits suicide from the shame.

I wish for no more people stalking me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3957 on: November 03, 2009, 02:51:36 am »
Granted. Several dozen people stand up from behind various bushes, potted plants, curtains, lounge chairs, down fireplace chimneys, closets, and out from under your bed. But they already have the incriminating videotape, so it's not like everything will ever be okay ever again.

It's not like there will ever be another good day.

I wish for sunshine and lollypops!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3958 on: November 03, 2009, 05:38:27 am »
Granted. You wake up in Sahara. Only things you have is your clothes and 500 kg of lollypops.

I wish for airship.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3959 on: November 03, 2009, 09:43:41 am »
Granted: it was purchased from akbar... (not a deathtrap!as far as you know)

I wish for a free lunch.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.
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