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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1300653 times)

dragnar

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3915 on: October 27, 2009, 06:29:21 pm »
Granted, it was your car though. Have a nice time in prison!

I wish I didn't have homework.
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From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3916 on: October 27, 2009, 06:31:02 pm »
Granted, you have areawork, its the same thing but you also have to kill a bear.

I wish that a bullet.
Would fly to my head.
But the bullet would miss.
And go in your bread.
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3917 on: October 27, 2009, 06:52:55 pm »
Granted, however it is a baguette. And some hairy French guy runs up, screaming "Vive la Revolution" and brains you with the bread.

I wish that my bike would stop breaking whenever I need it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3918 on: October 27, 2009, 08:07:17 pm »
Granted, you get a new bike, that never works, so it can't break!

Wishes for an infinite supply of good emoticons. :)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3919 on: October 28, 2009, 02:15:02 am »
Granted. They give you a virus each time you use one.

I wish for a crowbar.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3920 on: October 28, 2009, 03:15:16 am »
It's a crowbar. It is given to you. Gordon Freeman then kills you for taking it from him.

I wish I couldn't be ignored.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3921 on: October 28, 2009, 12:09:12 pm »
Granted. The crowbar is made of lead, and gets all bent up after only a few zombies. Oh well...

I wish for a good cup of tea.

[Yes, hex's wish would have been granted, but y'see, he's been preemptively ignored...]
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3922 on: October 28, 2009, 01:47:46 pm »
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With love...

I wish for Sofia to accept my challenge! DAMMIT!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3923 on: October 28, 2009, 03:01:04 pm »
Granted. She dies shortly after.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3924 on: October 28, 2009, 03:10:30 pm »
I wish to have an alien grenade blow up next to the non-wishers.
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dragnar

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3925 on: October 28, 2009, 04:53:18 pm »
granted, but the aliens don't like you taking their stuff. you have been vaporized.

I wish I were better at Magic: The Gathering.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

Sensei

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3926 on: October 28, 2009, 05:11:29 pm »
Granted. You practice and search, learn. Through perseverance, you have become far more skilled in Magic: The Gathering. 2.0 is announced.

I wish for a band of loyal merry yeomen all a-clad in lincoln green. Inb4 gay joke.
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3927 on: October 28, 2009, 05:23:20 pm »
Granted. However, they mentally rape you by yodeling.

I wish that I could sing like David Bowie.
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« Reply #3928 on: October 29, 2009, 08:44:46 am »
Granted. David Bowie's throat has been slashed out.

I wish to be happier.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3929 on: October 29, 2009, 08:49:56 am »
Granted, now you permanently suck happiness from all people in 10 meters radius.

I want to be a highly professional programmer in Python.
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Enemies need their face hit, we goin' ape shit!
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