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[dragnar]

Granted, you are now !!Phantom!!

I wish for the ASHPD(portal gun) and the device that allows Chell to survive long faltls withi no injury.

Edit: Gah, ninja'd!

[quinnr]

Granted, however it runs out of power and takes a new form of battery not yet invented.

Wishes for 100 US Dollars, in pennys.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted, However the pennies are hidden in the couch. deep, deep, in the couch. you shall never retrieve them. Muahahahaa!!!

I wish there was a rozen maiden season three!

[Sensei]

Granted, the fans make one themselves. Hilarity ensues.

I wish for EPIC.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted.

Now
Every Pastry Is Corrupted.

.nezod a naht erom rof hsiw I

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. you get 12.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001.

I wish for your milkshake to be drunken by me.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. The milkshake consists of crude oil and you feel nauseated. This causes you to vomit like a sunbathing dwarf. You pass out. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I wish a grue would eat him, too!
A fabulous thing it would be.
At least until he said to the grue
Eat Leonardo, not me!

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted, but the grue got sick from eating something so vile and left a miserable vomitous mass on your bed.

I wish that the next poster would NOT speak in verse.

[quinnr]

Granted. However, every single other person posts in verse...on every forum.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

So quoth quinnr
So clearly a winner
That in his haste he declined
To speake his own wish
Serv'd up on a dish
Upon which we'd have all dined

[LeoLeonardoIII]

(Implied is that I wish he would make a wish)

[quinnr]

Sorry...

I wish for honey. Perfectly tasting honey. In a jar.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

HAH my wish went uncorrupted!

I'll return the favor. You get delicious, perfect tasting honey in a delightful little jar. There's nothing wrong with it and it lasts quite a while.

I wish someone would put olives on all ten fingers at the same time!

[quinnr]

Somebody does, but they put the olives on your fingers, and bite them off one by one for getting an uncorrupted wish.  for uncorrupted wishes.

[knightedskull]

I wish upon a wishing star
that you wished from afar
to own a nice bar
only to get hit by a car.