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[Phantom]

Granted:Ibetyoucan'treadthisin3seconds.

I wish for an FN FAL. (Its an assualt rifle.)

[blah28722]

Granted. You are arrested for illegal possession of a weapon.

I wish for someone to actually try to grant my previous wish.

[Lear]

Granted, but then they realize they can't be arsed to look back on the previous page.

I wish for every Peanuts (by Charles Schultz) comic strip available in an easy to carry volume while maintaining readability.

[blah28722]

Granted. It's ridiculously expensive though.

I don't really have anything I want right now. I wish I did.

[Jetsquirrel]

granted, you want to die

i wish for a man eating cookie in a jar

[BigFatDwarf]

Granted. You somehow get trapped inside a jar. You look around. You see a cookie. You are eating the cookie.

I wish I would be able of charging mah lazor.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. however you cannot fire it. Just keep charging.

I wish for a nuke to fall on the readers head.

[Jetsquirrel]

granted , but it is a nuke without the charge and the reader manages to avoid it

i wish for the death of the player under me

[Rozenbuddy]

Unable to grant. Will cause giant paradox.

I wish for cheese.

[quinnr]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, the giant paradox kills you.

Wishes for a paypal account with unlimited money.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. EVERYONE wishes for a pay-pal with unlimited money, making money worthless. That's inflation for you!

I wish i had every rozen maiden episode ever made and it must be English dubbed and properly working. When this wish is granted the disc is to be placed in the place of one of my empty discs and labeled. This wish can not "bug" or cause paradoxes or it is not "granted". Any violations of this would result in you getting desu spammed.

[Phantom]

Granted, but someone steals it, pisses on it, craps on it, and gives it back to you.

I wish 4chan didn't exist.

[Eagle]

Granted, but now that 4chan doesnt exist, everyone from it spills out into greater society.

I wish there were more Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann episodes.

[Rashilul]

Granted, they milk it to its full extent and you commit suicide.



I wish I had more time on my hands.

[dragnar]

Granted, you now walk on your hands everywhere you go.

I wish I had the powers of a scribblenuat.