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[0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0]

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. But I didn't think the old man would bleed so much.

I wish phantom didn't use the phrase "It bugged out" because that means he's a terrible wish granter. at least the good ones put reasonable catches.

[Phantom]

Granted, I don't use it in EVERY sentence, but anyway you get attacked by the Wehrmacht.

I wish for beef jerky.

[dragnar]

Granted: You now have a very angry cow.

I wish.

[blah28722]

Granted.

I wish I had an extra 3 hours a day devoted to sleeping.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. Those three hours are when you go to work. (or if you don't have a job, when you're playing dwarf fortress.)

I wish I grilled barbecue chicken wings on a plate sitting flat on the table next to me and is not explosive and. I also wish the person who responds must put an awesome catch.

[BigFatDwarf]

Granted. I awesomely catch those chicken wings and eat them.

I wish I had an adamantium dagger of +3 vs. Internet

[Jetsquirrel]

granted , they upgrade the internet with a +5 bonus beating your +3 bonus

i wish that i could have the powers to kill time

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. You cause a paradox.

I wish the reply held the definition of life. Literally the definition.

[Lear]

Granted. 42.

I wish I could visit Middle Earth with no possibility of harm coming to myself.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However your loved ones come with you and all of them are shot by mis-fired arrows from hobbits. Hey, you didn't get hurt!

I wish the next post had a smiley that doesn't involve circles.

[Eagle]

Granted. -_-

I wish this thread would finally die and stop showing up in my updated topics.

[Phantom]

Granted, this one dies, but it happens some Necroing is on the rage...

I wish for one molecule.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. it happens to replace something already there and in a few years, a paradox occurs.

I wish humies weren't bugged like heck.

[blah28722]

Granted. Toady devotes all his time to making humans more lifelike. He commits suicide after trying to code them to love (and failing).

I wish I could read much faster.