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[PTTG??]

Granted, it now really really closely resembles healthy things, while not actually being so. Too bad you just ate thirty pounds of it one one sitting, and die.

I wish Haven and Hearth wasn't so Grindy.

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[blah28722]

Granted. They are now always incredibly interesting. You die after playing for two weeks straight.

I wish this thread wasn't so boring.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted, but you missed the fun parts anyways.

I wish that I had a job.

[Phantom]

Granted, you work as a prostitute for a hobo.

I wish for a Tesla Coil, just to electrocute that goddamn bird that shat on my shirt.

[0_0 OH MY SCIENCE 0_0]

[Rashilul]

Granted, instead they put up a realistic barrier saying that electric cars cut in on the oil companies profits.


I wish I had

[Neruz]

Granted, you now have  . It's the most marvellous   you've ever seen, a true paragon of it's type. You doubt you'll ever find a   as good as this in the rest of your life, you can now die peacefully knowing that your existence has been validated and your life fufilled, knowing this, you do so.

I wish i had another bottle of bourbon, since after tonight i'm going to be running dangerously low.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted. Unfortunately, your hobbit-hole is visited by strange dwarves who drink it all and sing strange songs.

I wish that college wasn't so expensive.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. its not as expensive as it was, now it's more.

I wish I had a battle hammer.

[Phantom]

You had a battle in the town of hammer, though, while fighting in the battle you get hit by an atom bomb.

I wish for a Tesla Rifle

[Rashilul]

^^ "I wish I had an atom bomb."

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However you don't know how to sue it and accidentally incinerate your face.

I wish I was the master of a spontaneously spawning elven minion that listens and does as I say. And he'll let me beat the crud out of him without resistance.

[blah28722]

You've spawned an elf who's completely incompetent. When you attempt to beat him, you badly sprain your wrist.

The elf is fine.

I wish for instant UPS shipping.

[Sensei]

Granted. The shipping charge for using the teleporter is about $300,000/milligram of matter.

I wish for a poem.