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[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. It is a pile of crud.

I wish I didn't have stress problems.

[Neruz]

Granted; you're dead. No more stress problems!

I wish Chapin the Dwarf would not grant this wish.

[Phantom]

Granted.

I wish someone repaired Cyborg Neruz.

[Neruz]

DO NOT GRANT THAT WISH.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However the man issued to do it was an immigrant and had no mechanics skill. He repaired it, only for it to explode three seconds after.

I wish i knew who cyborg neruz was

[Phantom]

Granted, its that guy above you. YOU ARE BANNED!

I wish A real mechanic with a permit fixed him.

[blah28722]

Granted. Unfortunately, mechanics don't make cyborgs. Even though he couldn't do anything to fix it, he left you a bill of $300.

I wish for a new avatar picture that I like.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted.



Unfortunately, you will be killed by angry Cyborg Spartans if you change your avatar.

I wish that I got a massive grant for college.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted, You GOT it long before you were born. But your parents spent it on their honeymoon.

I wish i found adamantine in my new human fortress.

[Sensei]

Granted- but it turns out your baron has a crazy fetish for raw adamantine. He stockpiles all of it. Then, to your dismay, the demons worship the baron for his adamantine supply. They proceed to enforce his every stupid mandate.

I wish what had been seen could be unseen.

[Lear]

Granted, but now what was unseen follows you around to be constantly re-seen.

I wish for nothing.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted. [ERROR: 404 NOT FOUND]

I wish for an army of robotic attack squirrels with laser beam eyes.

[Phantom]

Granted, but they are as small as a brine shrimp.

I wish for a legally owned set of riot armor and a legally owned Skorpion sub machine gun.

[blah28722]

Granted. However, your paperwork is in Russian. You are arrested for a crime you didn't commit and sentenced to life in jail.

I wish I'd stop forgetting to include wishes.

[Sensei]

Granted, they're legally owned by the specialty supplier you stole them from. The owners of which don't take it lightly, and you can believe they have more sub machine guns...

Granted, but you look like an idiot since the guy above you had a wish.

I wish for McDonalds to serve food that genuinely resembles healthy.