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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3780 on: October 14, 2009, 09:44:01 pm »
Granted, but only in a parallel reality.

I wish that I could use the Force.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3781 on: October 14, 2009, 09:45:50 pm »
Granted, you get a portable toilet that you named the force and use time to time.

I wish for a wish that wishes for another wish while that wish also includes something about a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3782 on: October 14, 2009, 09:47:13 pm »
Granted. Your wish to have your wishes never granted again, that is.

I wish for my hand to stop hurting.
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Lord Dakoth

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3783 on: October 14, 2009, 09:51:02 pm »
Granted, you can no longer feel your hand. At all. Then it starts acting on its own and throttles you.

I wish that someone will start to make jokes that are actually funny.
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Jetsquirrel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3784 on: October 15, 2009, 12:36:17 am »
granted , somebody starts making jokes but he does it so many times it gets boring

i wish for the destruction of Dwarf Fortress!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3785 on: October 15, 2009, 12:42:15 am »
Before your wish can be granted, Armok comes from nowhere and smites you.



I wish for the ability to traverse different realities. Of course, already knowing how it all works.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2009, 12:44:04 am by Itnetlolor »
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Nivim

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3786 on: October 15, 2009, 01:54:41 am »
 Granted, however you never use it because you know it would mean warping yourself beyond recognition, or outright destruction.

 I wish for each person of the world to have a pie of their choice, next Saturday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3787 on: October 15, 2009, 01:56:38 am »
granted ,but because of a mistake everyone gets a wrong pie

i wish i would know how quantum mechanics work
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« Reply #3788 on: October 15, 2009, 02:04:14 am »
Sure. There are an infinite number of universes and dimensions that split off for every possible outcome from every possible reaction. Your head explodes when you get to the question of "If I randomly picked a universe, what are my odds of having another me there?"


I wish that I could answer that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3789 on: October 15, 2009, 06:41:22 am »
Quote from: Strife26 on October 15, 2009, 02:04:14 am
Sure. There are an infinite number of universes and dimensions that split off for every possible outcome from every possible reaction. Your head explodes when you get to the question of "If I randomly picked a universe, what are my odds of having another me there?"


I wish that I could answer that.

Wish granted: Infinitely small.

I wi- OOH A SHINY!
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Rozenbuddy

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3790 on: October 15, 2009, 03:02:17 pm »
Granted. The shiney thing you find is
Spoiler: WARNING INSANE SPOILERS!! DON'T OPEN IF YOU HAVE NOT EVER STRUCT THE HARDEST MATERIAL IN DF!!!! YOU'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE STRUCT IT!!!! AGAIN,PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THIS!!!! (click to show/hide)

I wish i remembered to put a wish here.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2009, 03:09:13 pm by Chapin the Dwarf »
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Phantom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3791 on: October 15, 2009, 03:03:13 pm »
Granted: Wait what?!

I wish for simply 1 dollar. Not counterfeit, not magical, not huge.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3792 on: October 15, 2009, 03:10:24 pm »
Granted. The doller, however, is accidently spawned inside of a wall and causes a paradox.

I wish i had the power to transform carbon dioxide into oxygen.
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« Reply #3793 on: October 15, 2009, 03:23:26 pm »
Granted, you are now a plant.

I wish evryone liked hugs more.
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Luke_Prowler

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #3794 on: October 15, 2009, 03:35:00 pm »
I don't know who this Evryone guy is, but if he doesn't like hugs then he must be a jerk.

I wish my computer wasn't a pile of crap.
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