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[THLawrence]

quote:Originally posted by GreyMario:
<STRONG>I wish I could play Breakout in real life. (by the way, this means "go find that xkcd where he tries to play real-life breakout")</STRONG>

Granted, enjoy your concussion.

I wish I didn't have to worry about studying for exams.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, you stop worrying and start fearing.

I wish for a secret trap-door in the square of sidewalk infront of my front door, and it would only trigger if there was a girl scout or a dwarf.

[GreyMario]

Except the Girl Scouts sent a bisexual slut to your house and the trap door activated. Onoes!

I wish the dishes were washed. :\

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,with your own vomit...

I wish for better sleep,And I Want It To Be Normal Length Sleep  :roll: .

[Helmaroc]

Granted, you now haver much better sleep and much less energy awake, because it was used to keep you fully asleep at night.

I wish something.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. You get something.

I wish for a dish to hear fish wish with.

[ April 19, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Cthulhu]

Granted, they're wishing for a way to kill you.

I wish the next version would be released today.

EDIT: Darnit, I already know the result...

[ April 19, 2008: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

[Jreengus]

Granted, but toady dies!

I wish i hadnt just gone too far.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you went even farther, to say that Toady's corpse was abused.

I wish I had more Instant Graemlins.

[Jreengus]

Granted but you dont have any water to mix them with!

I wish i could think of a wish.

[Cthulhu]

Granted.

I wish Communism had less of a negative stigma.

[Jreengus]

Granted but as a fellow communist I cant corrupt that. (thus negating the point of the game which effectively corrupts your wish by turning it into a game breaker)

I wish I had green eggs and ham!

[Impending Doom]

Granted, have a plate of radioactive eggs and ham.

I wish I had a chance to survive, so I wouldn't have to make my time.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you're in a Zig now.  Move.

I wish my armorsmith wasn't Secretive, because I don't have an anvil.  :mad:

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, your arnorsmith is normal but your arrowmaker is now... and he wants adamantite!

I wish I had a flamebot.