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[Bien]

Granted, but they ban you a second after thou logs in.
I wish Incursion had Photorealistic Graphics, and would still run on my 845G Graphics card (with the graphics).

[Haedrian]

It does, but it also has DF-gore, and so you end up not sleeping for the rest of your life as you try to get the disturbing images out of your head.

I wish I was a llama

[GreyMario]

You have become a llama for five turns and are unable to wish as you are unable to speak.

I wish my school was done already.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. School ended three weeks ago, and you flunked. Horribly. In all subjects.

I wish the shipping on Forgeworld products wasn't so freakin' high.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, it's drugs are apprehended and it gets time in jail. But it still has exorbitant shipping prices.

I wish for more Graemlins.             :p   :cool:   :roll:  Oh, and that the image limit would go up.

[GreyMario]

But Toady never reads this forum...

I wish I wasn't hungry.

(3 turns until the llama turns back into Haedrian)

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,now your full of bugs and worms and other vermin which explode in goo,you   never want to eat again,the mere thought of which disgusts you.

I wish all my tools would stop getting rusty.

[Armok]

Granted, they are now made from plastic.

I wish that lama would remain lama forever.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. Forever ends in exactly 2 turns.

I wish I had Glamdring, so I could hang it above my 52" wall-mounted plasma.

[Kagus]

Granted.  Soon after mounting it, one of the hooks comes away from the wall and the sword swings down into the screen, destroying it utterly.

I wish for a pet succubus.

[GreyMario]

I will not corrupt that wish because it is awesome.

I wish triangles weren't needed in math.

[Haedrian]

They aren't but instead you have 3D spheres.

I wish I had a fast df-playing computer.

[Lightning4]

Granted. Unfortunately, it's so powerful that it soon becomes sentient and attempts to kill you.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[THLawrence]

quote:Originally posted by Lightning4:
<STRONG>I wish I wasn't so lazy.</STRONG>

Granted, now you happily work all the time and never play DF.

I wish I get 100% on my coming physics exam.

[GreyMario]

Your physics paper has rewritten the laws of. Now you're falling to the left... or is that down? Hey, at least you got a 100%.

I wish I could play Breakout in real life. (by the way, this means "go find that xkcd where he tries to play real-life breakout")