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[Kagus]

Granted, he is no longer incensed at rage.  

I wish someone would post something original and witty in this thread instead of just tacking on completely unrelated natural disasters to corrupt a wish.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but a hurricane tornado earthquake kills the person just before his posts.

I wish for dog food.

[Ubersoldat]

Granted, but a really cute starving puppy appears and begs for it until you eventually give it all to him.

I wish this thread was funny.

[GreyMario]

The universe would divide by negative zero if that happened. Thus, wish not granted.

I wish dividing by negative zero didn't result in the destruction of the universe.

[qwertyuiopas]

congradulations, it noe only destroys HALF of the universe, specifically all DF related stuff and some part of china.

I wish that DF would be better than STARCRAFT II might be.

[Impending Doom]

Granted, DF is better than Starcraft II, but then World of Starcraft comes out, and is instantly hailed as being ten times better than DF.

I wish I had some of this Irn-Bru my friends keep telling me about.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,but the guru mis-interprets the wish and you receive a mug of Iron-Brew,you drink it and your stomach collapses releasing acid throughout your body.

I wish these darn cats would stop scratching me to death and stealing my food   :mad:

[ April 09, 2008: Message edited by: SHAD0Wdump ]

[Armok]

Granted, they arcive your death and can therefor stop scraching you and now the food is theis and therefor they dont have to steal it.

I wish this thered was a bit more inspired.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but your total lack of spelling skills gets everyone in a bad mood.

I wish that my dog would stop lying on my hand when I pet her.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. She now bites your hand when you pet her.

I wish Bethesda would hurry up and release Fallout 3 so they can get to work on Elder Scrolls 5.

[Jurassiced]

yes this happens but you are now banned from playing any Bethesda games for the rest of your life also you lose your hands in a horible accident involing ice cream and a dog so you can no longer play ANY video games only watch other play them

i wish i had a disfuntoinal Xbox 360

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,now all your control inputs are reversed and after 30 minutes of play you get the classic red ring of death... and your cat bites your ear off because I thought it would be funny.

I wish for my own personal Weighted Companion Cube.  

[Impending Doom]

Granted. Just climb into that Emergency Intelligence Incinerator over there and get it.

I wish I had a stick made of fishies.

[GreyMario]

Your dick has been replaced with a carp.

I wish I had an ice cream.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, you have a carton of frozen cream.

I wish I had a giant can of bug spray, that was not harmful to humans.