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[Cthulhu]

Granted.

I wish this wish were corrupted.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted it is now corrupted beyond your dreams to resd "I wish I never stopped hearing barney music". It was granted immeadiately.

I wish armok was back. (by reviving this thread I hope to summon him)

[Helmaroc]

Granted. But then you get killed by a revival cult to get more blood for the blood god.
(forgot to wish)

I wish that people would post in my Zustashiger thread. It needs some good writers to get it started.

[ March 07, 2008: Message edited by: Helmaroc ]

[Helmaroc]

Bump.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, although they are not so much "people" as "automated spam bots".
Good luck with your thread for illegal WOW gold advertisements.

I wish that every school day for the (short) week following march break had JUST enough snow/ice/freezing rain to cancel school without affecting anything else.

[Dark]

Granted! But then a freak accident involving cheesy superhuman powers and mass paranoia causes every school in the country to shift into another dimension, vanishing forever. However this causes a massive rampage of giddy school-hooligans that crush you underfoot as they run all over the place, including up walls and through the air at 45 degree angles.

I wish for the most ordinary present ever.

[Keiseth]

Granted! The gift is so ordinary that the sheer boredom of opening and observing it causes you to become absolutely miserable for three weeks.

I wish for a giant killer death saw. Throw some quality modifiers on that thing, too.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. It kills you.

I wish that Fenrir would come back.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. Now...

Uhmmm...

Granted. But...

Uhhh...

Awww, I just don't have the heart to corrupt this wish.

I wish Fenrir would come back too!

[Dark]

Granted! However some random kitten dies for some random reason that has nothing to do with anyone here at Bay12 and so nobody notices.

I wish Fenrir would come back three!

[Armok]

forthed!  

[Wooty]

fifthed.

[Helmaroc]

Since Fenrir isn't coming back *waits for mob attack* we must continue our regular programming.

I wish that Fenrir would update his site.

[Jreengus]

Granted but your internet breaks so you dont get to see the update for weeks!

I wish air was made of pie.

[Armok]

Wish granted, good luck breathing!

I wish you didn't hate fury.