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[DreaDFanG]

Granted the get rights but they dont use them!

I wish I had time to make Station 5! V5, AngerInTheMeadow, Project  :DREAM, and manage a boring job into my week!(well at least more cleanly)

[ February 09, 2008: Message edited by: DreaDFanG ]

[Helmaroc]

Granted but you accidentally program your game codes into a company speech.

I wish that more Defenders would join the Station 5! V5! thingy majiger!

[qwertyuiopas]

An unlimited amount of monkeys with microsoft word join. Unfortunately, word is worse than typewriters, so after one billion years, the only sentance they produce is (ironically) "Word sucks, I'd rather have notepad."

I wish this thread was near the top of the list again. It wasn't at the time of this post...

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but no one ever posts in it. It just is stuck at the top.

I wish I had a warm, yummy cookie. With gooey chocolate chips.

[Lightning4]

Granted. You recieve a warm, yummy cookie with gooey chocolate chips. I took the liberty of flavoring it with pure capsaicin. Enjoy!

I wish I knew how to program.

[qwertyuiopas]

Granted, you now know how to program... in machine language for a certain 30 year old computer.
Therefore, you can't do anything on modern computers, and no one wants to hire you.

I wish I had a device that could generate a pizza whenerev I want, instantly, and never breaks. and I don't lose it. And it doesn't take power, and it is portable and small and light. And it can replicate, but only with my fingerprint. And no one else has anything quite as good unless I give them a clone. And it needs no ingredients. And I had it RIGHT NOW. And it does not cause any harm that may lead to my early death. And the pizzas are high quality and not harmful in any way.

There, I think that covers everything...

[Squeegy]

But your fingers are chopped off so you can't use it.

I wish this wish was that wish that wished it was a wish that wished wishes could wish that they were a wish that wished it was a wish that I wished.

[Armok]

Granted, you use it and it generates a pizza... 5000 meters above your head.

I wish I was free by all definitions.

[Helmaroc]

But it can't because wishes can't wish for a wish.

I wish for a Mac version of Phun.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but sadly, your Mac has been hit by a golf club.  Perhaps you shouldn't have tried to be trendy, and just stuck with Windows.

I wish Warlocks could qualify for Pale Master in NWN2.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but your PC gets so bugged up that it explodes and kills you. Perhaps you should have chosen safety over compatibility and gotten a Mac.

I wish that this won't turn into a PC vs Mac thread.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, PCs win, and the argument is over.

I wish this WOULD turn into a PC vs. Mac thread.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. DF runs so smooth on Macs that everyone dumps their PCs and invests in getting a Mac.

I wish that I had the answer.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, the answer is no.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Squeegy]

Granted, but you can't wish for it now.

I wish I didn't know what to wish for.