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[Spelguru]

Your wish is granted... Hopefully. If it's corrupted or not, only the ToadyOne can tell.

I wish I win the lottery this wednesday. Maximum win.

[short_dwarf]

Wish granted then you are accused of cheating and you go to jail losing all the won lattery money plus a fine of half the lottery.

I wish Sloths would evolve in such a way that there slowness would be contagious causing humanity to slowly get so lazy that all research and productivity in all things would eventually stop. The the sloths would attack us useing WMD's that way surpass our technology.  

[TotalPigeon]

Your wish is granted, but the sloths attempts at World Movement for Democracy ends when we nuke them. Repeatedly.

I wish I never actually felt tired and needed to sleep, or suffered any side effects from sleep deprivation, and also that I had enough free time to do it anyway.

[Gaulgath]

Wish granted. You are now a bronze statue in the middle of a New York City park.

I wish I could come up with a hilariously funny wish to be corrupted.

[Spelguru]

Granted, but by the time it's your turn to wish again, you will have forgotten it.

I wish I was extremely lucky the next 3 hours. Like, so lucky that the pope, bill gates, bush and... the founder of ikea would stop by where I live and declare me the master of the universe, and the heir to all their money... That kind of lucky.

[Gaulgath]

Granted, but one second after your three hours of good luck you are struck by a freak lightning bolt and killed instantly.

I wish my wish would be incorruptible.

[Spelguru]

Got thing I always carry around one of those things that are meant to catch lightning and divert it 10 metres underground.

Granted, the wish you just wished is not corrupted. ... Ummmm... Was there anything else?

I wish for this and my next 10 wishes to not be corrupted  

[Toady One]

Granted, but your next 10 wishes have to be for the happiness of your cat.  Surely that's not corruption.

I wish this water didn't taste like rusty pipes.

[Mylon]

Granted.  Your water now tastes like lead pipes.

I wish for the happiness of my cat.

[LordBucket]

Granted. You now have the happiness of your cat. Unfortunately for you, your cat was not very happy.

I wish for the Unites States to stop invading other countries.

[Spelguru]

Granted, USA surrenders to the might of Mexico, and ceases to exist. The new nation is called United States of Mexico. They invade other countries.

Well, 10 wishes uncorruptable for my cat. I wish her health for as long as I live + as long as she wants to live. I wish her clean fur for the above time. I wish her fresh water and tasty food. I wish her many cute kittens. I wish her clean litterboxes.

5 more... I wish her the intellect to utter 3 wishes that will improve her life after the intellect goes away and she is a cat of normal intellect again. And for the final wish: I wish for her to somehow get a legal 128 million Kr and give them all to me  , no strings or dead mice attached.

[Gaulgath]

Granted. Your cat, after a long, depressing life, commits suicide by jumping in front of a cement mixer. Your cat, just before it's death, was very happy.

I wish I could beat Corin's Mystery Massacre.   :mad:

[Spelguru]

You are a very cruel person. Btw, Corins mystery massacre doesn't have an ending! It continues forevah!

I wish... I had a greem/red maker tool for DF.

[TotalPigeon]

Granted. But due to a bug, it always mixes the green and the red into an murky diarrhoea brown!

I wish I had an enormous pen.

[4bh0r53n]

wish granted...

unfortunately the pen falls on you and crushes you

I wish for a horde of evil Monkeys....