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[Cthulhu]

Granted, everyone wishes for you to die.

I wish this wish were incorruptible.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. Your wish is uncorruptible. now if only you remembered what it was...

I wish I had a vise grip. The Space Marine is gone, but the spatula is still stuck to my foot.

[ February 06, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Cthulhu]

Granted, it begins its career by vise gripping your skull.

I wish I were as powerful as Leonidas, without the whole dying thing.

[ February 06, 2008: Message edited by: Muffles ]

[Helmaroc]

Okay, but then you eat a cheeseburger and you lose all the muscle.

[Dark]

@Lightning. That was the single most wisest thing I have heard this year.

I wish Lightning4 could attain true peace and harmony.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but Thunder5 gets jealous.

Thunder5 zaps the Lightning4!
It is sploded!

I wish for a little tiny hamburger! Named macaroniman221.

[Cthulhu]

Not granted... Your wish fails.

I wish this thread were closed.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but then one exactly like it is posted, and everyone is frustrated that you ruined the old one.

I wish for a faster computer.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, it's so fast you can't keep up with it and eventually overheats, sparking a fire that destroys your home, and you're arrested, and (falsely?) charged with possession of marijuana.

I wish I could have lucid dreams on command.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but since lucid dreams usually end up causing you to wake soon, you start to fall asleep during the day, and you get splitting headaches.

I wish for a mint.

[Dark]

Granted, unfortunately the wish is interrupted on its way to divine powers and you end up with a mug of cold mint tea.

I wish for fish on my fish wish dish.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. But it's alive. And it's carp.

I wish for a Hot Plate to heat up my cold tea.

[DreaDFanG]

Granted but It becomes to hot, burns your tonge so you cant taste for a week!

I wish my genetics didnt have that looming coma/death threatening me everytime I slept....and less snow around my house(It blocks the windows).

[Armok]

Granted, You are perfectly normal, lives a perfectly normal life, and dies whiteout having experienced anything outside the ordinary at the age of 85.

I wish I *had* your gift that you so and foolishly rejects.

[Helmaroc]

Granted. You have been struck down!

I wish for animal rights.