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[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  It’s on, and you’re locked inside.



I wish for a large bird to eat, this coming month.

[Mathel]

Granted. On the 29.11.2021, at 23:47:56 local time, will land on your roof. You have to slay and cook it yourself.

I wish for roc eggs.

[King Zultan]

Granted, your receive three rock eggs.

I wish for chicken eggs!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  You receive three eggs, which immediately sprout legs and run away from you.

I wish to possess King Zultan’s crown.

[Superdorf]

Granted. You possess an NFT of the digital image that is King Zultan's crown.

I wish for a hat.

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. The hat is one of those super-uncomfortable ones.

I wish to be a l33t h4x0r.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you've been given all the items associated with being a l33t h4x0r so you look the part, but you receive none of the skill.

I wish for 99 lead balloons.

[Mathel]

Granted. They are made of very thin lead foil and filled with helium. They are also very large and tied to a huge steel hook. The moment you untie the first one, it immediately takes you into the sky.

I wish for a swordfish.

[chaotic skies]

Granted, you now own a sword made out of raw salmon.

I wish for a set of purple grapes.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they were placed in a bowl in your house and they've been eaten by a member of your family.

I wish for more wishes!

[Mathel]

Granted.
Each wish is more corrupted than the last, until eventually, they are unintelligible.

I wish for Pokémon to be real.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  The world is overrun with monsters themed after Hawaiian cuisine.



I wish for world piece.

[Iris]

Granted. You get a piece of the world. It's very heavy and causes untold amounts of damage both on the piece that was taken out and on the piece that you're on.

I wish to be a cute drow.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but since the genie doesn't know what a drow is he picks something that might be close to what you want, and with a flash of light you have turned into a dwarf.

I wish for dwarves to build a fortress somewhere on Earth.

[brewer bob]

Granted, but the fortress building happens in a video game called Dwarf Fortress.

I wish I had coffee right now.