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[WillowLuman]

Granted. But you perish along with Dio

I wish not to be guillotined for derailing cube earth with a jojo reference

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  You are guillotined for something else.



I wish to go on an adventure.

[chaotic skies]

Granted. Your grandfather, a small dog, and two other men die, though your grandfather lives.

I wish for the earth to be an icosahedron.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is then used by some aliens as D20 to play D&D

I wish to have someone to play D&D with.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Those aliens are real assholes about it though. You can barely go 5 minutes without a heated argument.

I wish the aliens were a better D&D group

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. They al pick avians and ruin your campaign by abusing their flight ability.

I wish for something.

[King Zultan]

Granted, the wind blows a grain of sand into your eye.

I wish for nothing.

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. Nothingness can only truely "be" if everything else is gone too. Reality collapses.

I wish for telekinesis.

[Mathel]

Granted. You can now move things that are far from you, but you lose the ability to move objects nearby.

I wish for $777 in $1 notes.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. Though, the only way to be sure you haven't misplaced any of those hundreds of loose notes is to keep counting them by hand...

I wish for delicious pears

[hops]

Granted. They're so delicious that people keep trying to steal them from you.

I wish DMs didn't balance their campaigns around people being unable to fly.

[Mathel]

Granted. They now balance their games around everyone being able to fly.

I wish to be able to fly.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you can now fly up to 3,000ft but no lower than 300ft in the air.

I wish I could breath water.

[brewer bob]

Granted, but now you can't breathe air.

I wish I had an endless supply of beer.

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. You drink too much and die of alcohol poisoning.

I wish for new oven.