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[Mathel]

Granted. They awaken a warmachine left behind by ancient aliens, which promptly declares a war of extermination on humankind.

I wish for a dart gun.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  You shoot yourself in the eye.

I wish for a fart gun.

[EuchreJack]

Granted. You shoot yourself in the eye.

I wish more people played forum mafia.

[heydude6]

Granted. Some people forget that it's just a game and get seriously pissed off. They start hiring actual mafia to "teach people a lesson"

I wish Bay12 mafia wasn't so emotionally taxing.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is now monetarily taxing instead, like a real mafia.

I wish to know all there is to know about LDPE.

[King Zultan]

Granted, your mind floods with information about LDPE that overwrites everything you currently know, now you will live out the rest of your life knowing nothing about your surroundings unless it's made of LDPE.

I wish I could draw better.

[Maximum Spin]

Granted. You become like a magnet, drawing things that are better than you toward your body from any distance. You are constantly assailed by the knowledge of all the things that are objectively better than you that you can never even escape, much less dream of surpassing.

I wish that this wish would not come true.

[Mathel]

Not granted. Your wish comes true. Or does it?

I wish for people to be less stupid on average.

[blueturtle1134]

Granted. They are now more stupid on median. The distribution of stupidity is now left-tailed; the masses of idiots continue destroying society, while the few people cursed with utter clarity can only watch on in horror.

I wish this wish was granted.

[EuchreJack]

Granted. At least as far as you can tell, because you have been given utter clarity and now know the sad truth:
The instant that prehistoric man grabbed the first stick, he became a dick, and started the plague that became humanity.

I wish there was monetary compensation for playing forum mafia.

[Mathel]

Granted. It is 0.01 Yen per post.

I wish to be slightly less hasty.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you now live your life in slow motion.

I wish to live a normal paced life.

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. Your life is just boring now.

I wish for a pony.

[Maximum Spin]

Somewhere in the world, there is a pony.

I wish for two ponies.

[Mathel]

Granted. They are in 7 pieces. Each.

I wish for 2 living and unharmed horses.