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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1298673 times)

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27825 on: October 05, 2021, 10:38:04 am »

Granted. They awaken a warmachine left behind by ancient aliens, which promptly declares a war of extermination on humankind.

I wish for a dart gun.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27826 on: October 06, 2021, 03:27:55 pm »

Granted.  You shoot yourself in the eye.

I wish for a fart gun.
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EuchreJack

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27827 on: October 06, 2021, 03:51:36 pm »

Granted. You shoot yourself in the eye.

I wish more people played forum mafia.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27828 on: October 06, 2021, 07:16:59 pm »

Granted. Some people forget that it's just a game and get seriously pissed off. They start hiring actual mafia to "teach people a lesson"

I wish Bay12 mafia wasn't so emotionally taxing.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27829 on: October 07, 2021, 12:41:11 am »

Granted. It is now monetarily taxing instead, like a real mafia.

I wish to know all there is to know about LDPE.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27830 on: October 07, 2021, 02:56:00 am »

Granted, your mind floods with information about LDPE that overwrites everything you currently know, now you will live out the rest of your life knowing nothing about your surroundings unless it's made of LDPE.

I wish I could draw better.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27831 on: October 07, 2021, 03:43:27 am »

Granted. You become like a magnet, drawing things that are better than you toward your body from any distance. You are constantly assailed by the knowledge of all the things that are objectively better than you that you can never even escape, much less dream of surpassing.

I wish that this wish would not come true.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27832 on: October 07, 2021, 05:10:37 am »

Not granted. Your wish comes true. Or does it?

I wish for people to be less stupid on average.

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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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blueturtle1134

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27833 on: October 07, 2021, 04:07:51 pm »

Granted. They are now more stupid on median. The distribution of stupidity is now left-tailed; the masses of idiots continue destroying society, while the few people cursed with utter clarity can only watch on in horror.

I wish this wish was granted.
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EuchreJack

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27834 on: October 07, 2021, 06:10:23 pm »

Granted. At least as far as you can tell, because you have been given utter clarity and now know the sad truth:
The instant that prehistoric man grabbed the first stick, he became a dick, and started the plague that became humanity.

I wish there was monetary compensation for playing forum mafia.

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27835 on: October 08, 2021, 02:19:50 am »

Granted. It is 0.01 Yen per post.

I wish to be slightly less hasty.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27836 on: October 08, 2021, 03:48:20 am »

Granted, you now live your life in slow motion.

I wish to live a normal paced life.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27837 on: October 09, 2021, 01:21:24 am »

Granted. Your life is just boring now.

I wish for a pony.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27838 on: October 09, 2021, 02:42:44 am »

Somewhere in the world, there is a pony.

I wish for two ponies.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27839 on: October 09, 2021, 11:03:20 am »

Granted. They are in 7 pieces. Each.

I wish for 2 living and unharmed horses.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.
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