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[King Zultan]

Granted, this happens but it severely reduces the lifespan of their human hosts.

I wish to live a parasite free life.

[hops]

Granted. You are now a disembodied forebrain and no longer have to deal with that pesky meat using you to find food and sex. Which would be great if it wasn't also your life support and now your brain tissue is dying, whoops.

I wish I can have all the time in the world to read every books.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however every time you try to read a book it flies away and/or attacks you, you are now infinitely chasing books/avoiding getting rammed by them

I wish for chaos

[Mathel]

Granted. All orderly structures in your house start rapidly degrading into chaos. First, electronics stop working properly as data on them is randomised. Then, everything inside the house disassembles itself into it's components and the components mix themselves. After that, all the components lose all cohesion and turn dust, as do the remains of the house. And finaly, the molecular bonds within the dust break and atoms are mixed. After that, the effect stops.

The moment it does, the mixed atoms start reacting again. This results in an explosion in which globs of strange liquid are sprayed all around the neighbourhood. The liquid soon solidifies into a strange stone.


I wish for my knife to be found.

[Mercur]

Granted, you would find it, without a handle

I wish butter was sweet

[King Zultan]

Granted, now one pound of butter is cut with seven pounds of sugar.

I wish for $3.50.

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted, But inflation.

I wish I could figure out how to navigate through DF's non-euclidian UI.

[blueturtle1134]

I wish I could figure out how to navigate through DF's non-euclidian UI.

Granted, but you have forgotten how to navigate through normal, Euclidean UIs, or Euclidean space for that matter. Everything looks really far now, and parallel lines diverge.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

[heydude6]

Granted, you got exactly what you asked for.

I wish PlayStation 5s weren't so hard to get ahold of.

[King Zultan]

Granted, now you can easily get a PS5 at every store, that's because they are incredibly cheaply made and the average lifespan of these new PS5s is about three days if they work at all, also they still cost as much as they do now.

I wish for the ability to go to space and not die.

[Mathel]

Granted. Since Earth is in space and you are on Earth, you technically are in space already. And look, you are not dead.

I wish to have my skin reinforced with a titanium mesh.

[blueturtle1134]

Granted, you now cannot move.

I wish for a pony.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  It kicks you in the lower body!  It is a gelding blow!



I wish that ISGs didn’t take so long to update.

[EuchreJack]

Granted!  Now ISGs update so quickly that nobody can keep up with them.

I wish I didn't have to do this work at the office.

[King Zultan]

Granted, it burns down!

I wish for 99 red balloons!