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[King Zultan]

Granted, but in order for them to be healed your body must take the damage from them in exchange.

I wish for a gold sword.

[Urist mcbayblade]

Granted, but Its jammed through your intestines.
I wish for a private island.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now own an island made of concrete in the shape of circle with radius 0,5m.

I wish for King Zultan's sword to be enchanted to heal all who are in contact with it.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but this creates an international crisis as King Zultan is suddenly the foretold ruler of England

I wish for the power of a Stand

[King Zultan]

Granted, you have been granted the power of a TV stand, you now have the power to hold a TV for as long as needed.

I wish for a long reign as the new king of England.

[Mathel]

Granted. Your reign may now begin. But there is a great revolt. You manage to just about keep war-ravaged England, but Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and all nations of the Commonwealth break away.

I wish for 0,453592 kg of 1£ notes.

[Magistrum]

Granted, it's all in pieces of 30% of different notes.

I want nice phone.

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted, it's one of those archaic and ginormous "brick phones" of yore, and it works perfectly.

I wish I could figure out how to make infinite money IRL.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you figure out how to forge money, and you also figure out how to be arrested for doing it.

I wish for lots of money!

[Mathel]

Granted. It's Magmacube_tr's fake money.

I wish for an android phone with actual keyboard.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however the keyboard is a magical cursed keyboard and every time you type, you somehow manage to summon dangerous entities, such as the fae, demons, ghouls etc. Have fun!

I wish for infinite knowledge

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. Now that you know everything, you recieve no new information from anything and fall into an infinte catatonic state, since no new information means no new stimuli.

I seek death.

[Mathel]

HELLO, MAGMACUBE_TR. WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME? IT IS NOT YOUR TIME YET. THAT WILL COME IN 25 YEARS, 10 MONTHS, 16 DAYS, 6 HOURS, 54 MINUTES AND 3 SECONDS.

i wish to be as good a writer as Sir Terry Prachett was.

[Leonardo8]

You now are. However the literary agent you hired to publish your magnificent works is a scammer and leads you to financial and personal ruin
I wish to have a TTRPG session every week.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, you and your players are part of said RPG, and thus death is real and permanent and each session has a high chance of death. The DM is a Lich who uses a magical board to trap unfortunate souls who die in his game.

I wish humans enter a mutualistic relationship with an organism that used to harm them