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[Mathel]

Granted. You get a sandwich containing parts of heroes. Mostly bones, with some rotten meat.

I wish for good bread.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  It’s so good that it’s whisked away to be canonized by the pope before you can eat it.



I wish for some Girl Scout cookies as a dessert to go with my hero sandwich.

[King Zultan]

Granted, and they're the new exciting flavors of cooky such as shit, chlorine gas, and burn hair!

I wish for chocolate cookies!

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They're made of nothing but chocolate, and consequently burned and melted in the pan.

I wish I could shed my outermost layer of skin in one go, like a snake, so I don't have to exfoliate in the shower

[Mathel]

Granted. But the fresh skin under the old one is weak for 3 days and you have to shed once per 235 hours.

I wish for all moths in my room to suddenly die.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, the cause of said death is carbon monoxide and your CO detection system failed, so you smell nothing, hope you manage to get out really fast

I wish for no more mistakes to happen to anyone

[Magistrum]

Granted. Those were some really efficient genocidal maniacs you bestowed us. May we hope the unfailing resistance succeeds.

I wish for World Peace!

[Mathel]

Granted. There is no more fighting, as everybody is dead. Even the chimps and the ants.

I wish for a world piece.

[King Zultan]

Granted, it's Australia and it's dropped on your head.

I wish for the whole world!

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. The entire world falls on you. You die.

I wish for omnipotence.

[Mathel]

Granted. Have ultimate choice paralysis to go with it.

I wish for the power to temporarily turn my right hand into a hammer.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, but each time you do it, you sleep for an entire day and you can’t use it when you wake up, having to wait another day, resulting in a 46 hour cool down. Also whatever you hit with your hammer hand transforms into hammers

I wish the storms would stop

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. Now it doesn't storms, ever. This causes intense drought and you die of thirst.

I wish for random inspiration.

[WillowLuman]

Magmacube_tr looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!

I wish not to be the target of their fell mood

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, a Forgotten Beast targets you instead, hope you’re able to fight off a 5 headed scorpion with 10 pincers, 3 tails and a spiny exoskeleton

I wish I can heal plants by looking at them or touching them