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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1294462 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27750 on: May 16, 2021, 07:21:39 pm »
Granted.  But it only works when you are surrounded by liquid rock, and you’re resistant to neither heat nor pressure.

I wish to touch the stars.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

EuchreJack

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27751 on: May 17, 2021, 06:16:20 am »
Granted. A meteorite falls on your head killing you (stardust).

I wish someone else would pay my taxes.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27752 on: May 17, 2021, 07:23:01 am »
Granted. Your employer now pays your taxes. He deduces 110% of them from your wage.

I wish for steel plated boots.
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The shield beats the sword.
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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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« Reply #27753 on: May 18, 2021, 12:54:51 am »
Granted, you receive a pair of boots that are sized for babies.

I wish for a whole bunch of good things.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27754 on: May 18, 2021, 07:16:04 pm »
Granted.  But they’re only “good” from someone else’s perspective.

I wish to have $1,000,000,000.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27755 on: May 19, 2021, 05:59:24 am »
Granted, you drown in a billion dollars... of monopoly money.

I Wish I had a check worth one Billion US Dollars.
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ArchimedesWojak

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27756 on: May 19, 2021, 10:03:35 am »
Quote from: crazyabe on May 19, 2021, 05:59:24 am
Granted, you drown in a billion dollars... of monopoly money.

I Wish I had a check worth one Billion US Dollars.

Granted. The check bounced

I wish for knowledge
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27757 on: May 19, 2021, 01:24:11 pm »
Granted.  Now you wish for brain bleach!


I wish I had a ton of gold.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Imic

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27758 on: May 19, 2021, 05:23:12 pm »
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27759 on: May 20, 2021, 12:45:56 am »
Granted. They are all granted by a Jerkass Genie.

I wish for a forcefield sword.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27760 on: May 20, 2021, 02:06:43 am »
Granted, you receive a sword that's only able to cut through forcefields and since there are no forcefields the sword is useless.

I wish for a regular sword.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27761 on: May 21, 2021, 03:54:24 pm »
Granted.  You have a sword that kills regulars, and only regulars.  Unfortunately, they tend to be well-trained and have guns.

I wish I didn’t have to gen so many worlds to find the embark I want.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27762 on: May 22, 2021, 07:34:34 am »
Granted. But the worlds now take 7241 hours to generate on average.

I wish for a can containing exactly 4815162342 beans.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Ultimuh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27763 on: May 22, 2021, 11:27:19 am »
Granted. But the can containing exactly 4815162342 beans is in another castle.

I wish to get this feeling of mild sadness and nostalgia to go away.
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Mercur

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27764 on: May 22, 2021, 01:14:34 pm »
Granted, you are now devoid of any emotions, turning you to a lifeless robot

I wish that me and my friends can have all the money in the world
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