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[Mathel]

Granted. I understand this but due to turning into a female dog, my wishes can be difficult to understand.

I *Woof* to *Bark* a *Yelp*.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Granted.  You are spayed without anesthesia.


I wish people would make more guesses in the What Am I thread.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but all of the questions are related to memes or shit posts.

I wish for fifty six dollars and ninety seven cents.

[Secretdorf]

Granted, but you now owe fifty seven dollars to me.                 I wish for a pc which can run every game in the world.

[Mathel]

Granted. It can only run them all at the same time, randomly switching them into and out of focus.

I wish for my skin to gain shear strength.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. It can only run them all at the same time, randomly switching them into and out of focus.

I wish for my skin to gain shear strength.

Granted. This is you now.


I wish for some good will, peace on earth, that sorta thing.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a random item from the thrift store called good will, and a clump of dirt.

I wish for three ingots of gold.

[Mathel]

Granted. They are d=2.5m, l=5m cylinder cast ingots, located at a nearby parking lot. Each weighs 757.9 MG (MegaGrams) Gold has been devalued.

I wish for a 30kg steel anvil to arrive to my garden, without harming any human made construction and without harming any mammal.

[Screech9791]

Granted, it has completely ignored your request and landed right on your head. You are now in debt from medical expenses thanks to having 20 pounds (fudged) of solid steel falling on your head from a mile above ground. You now have permanent brain damage.

I wish for a reasonable sleep schedule because mine is FUBAR.

[chaotic skies]

Granted. You sleep a full 8 hours every day, but cannot choose when you fall to sleep, nor can you wake up before your 8 hours are over. You also cannot sleep outside of your 8 hours per day, so no naps.

I wish to never experience fatigue or soreness.

[Magmacube_tr]

Granted. You die of exhaustion because you didn't felt the necessary pain.

I wish for new legs.

[Mathel]

Granted. Severed baby legs appear in front of your door just before a police patrol passes by.

I wish for the ability to focus on selected task.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you become so focused on the task that you're unable to do anything else, like breathing.

I wish for 99 red balloons.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. They will carry you ever upwards without constant vigilance

I wish for perfect, invincible teeth that will not succumb to any further dental maladies

[wierd]

Granted.  You are gifted a set of fine dentures.  They are encased in a thick and solid block of acrylic plastic. Very lovely to look at. Impossible to actually put inside a mouth.  This prevents them from suffering any form of oral related mishap, as they cannot be put inside a mouth.  You still have them all the same.

Enjoy your teeth.


I wish my dental implant would finish healing so I can eat real food.