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heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27690 on: March 09, 2021, 04:55:54 pm »
Granted. It's a giant snare drum that can hold 55 gallons of water in its cavity. Since you didn't specify the type of gold, it's filled with "black gold", also known as oil. Unfortunately, the drum isn't water-tight and the oil leaks out. Have fun cleaning up the floor.

I wish for love
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27691 on: March 09, 2021, 05:38:51 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on March 09, 2021, 04:55:54 pm
I wish for love

Granted,  a yandere falls in love with you.  Have fun!



I wish I could find some Cherry Citrus Mountain Dew to drink.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27692 on: March 09, 2021, 09:18:28 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on March 09, 2021, 05:38:51 pm
I wish I could find some Cherry Citrus Mountain Dew to drink.



I wish for scuba gear.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27693 on: March 10, 2021, 12:55:53 am »
Granted. You get a gear for a pump that fills scuba tanks.

I wish for a rocket engine.
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The shield beats the sword.
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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

King Zultan

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« Reply #27694 on: March 10, 2021, 04:02:28 am »
Granted, you receive Soyuz 7K-OK No.1.

I wish for three zebras.
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heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27695 on: March 10, 2021, 03:02:27 pm »
Granted. 3 zebras appear right inside your home. Unfortunately, few people are aware of how viscous zebras are compared to horses and they proceed to bite off your face.

I wish the abandoned kickstarter project That Which Sleeps finally released.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Magmacube_tr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27696 on: March 10, 2021, 06:26:11 pm »
Wish granted. The results are awful.

I wish for world peace.
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #27697 on: March 10, 2021, 09:13:25 pm »
Granted.  World peace is easy to achieve when everyone is dead!


I’ve already known that zebras can be quite vicious, but I wish I knew what it means for one of them to be quite viscous.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

King Zultan

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« Reply #27698 on: March 11, 2021, 04:11:45 am »
Granted, a zebra appears before you then explodes covering the entirety of the room with its insides and you get to see just how viscous it can be as the parts slide down your walls.

I wish for friendly non-exploding zebras.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27699 on: March 11, 2021, 04:21:21 am »
Granted. They are friendly to each other, but not to humans.

I wish King Zultans zebras to get stoned in all the ways at once.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Magmacube_tr

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« Reply #27700 on: March 12, 2021, 01:08:17 pm »
Granted. Zebras all die.

I wish I had a boyfriend.
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I must submerge myself in MAGMAAAAAAAAA! daily for 17 cents, which I detest. I also geld memes.

My gaem. JOIN NAOW!!!

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heydude6

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27701 on: March 13, 2021, 05:48:13 pm »
Granted. He's an abusive piece of shit. There are fates out there worse than being single.

I wish we lived in a society that believed in free love.
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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27702 on: March 14, 2021, 03:33:55 am »
Granted, but it's the kind of love you have for a small potted plant you keep on your desk in a office block.

I wish for 68 bags of beans.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27703 on: March 14, 2021, 04:56:38 am »
Granted. They are packed 1bean/bag.
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The shield beats the sword.
Quote from: Hanslanda on August 29, 2017, 08:26:45 am
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 19, 2019, 11:45:12 am
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Quote from: Eschar on December 09, 2020, 12:51:58 am
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

ArchimedesWojak

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« Reply #27704 on: March 16, 2021, 10:16:00 am »
Quote from: Mathel on March 14, 2021, 04:56:38 am
Granted. They are packed 1bean/bag.

(Bitch you have to give a wish)

I wish Mathel would understand this
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