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[pikachu17]

You die horribly.

I wish the Crimson Biome was removed from both the game and real life, and the earth turned back to normal.

[King Zultan]

Granted, it gets removed from the real world and the game, but the genie accidentally removes Africa and Australia as well.

I wish Africa and Australia hadn't been removed.

[Mathel]

Granted. Africa and Australia are retroactively unremoved. But the accident still happened. Every city starting with the [a] sound in local official language is removed instead.

I wish for Amsterdam to have been renamed to Hamsterdam before this happened.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. All objects beginning with a in Hamsterdam are replaced with hamsters, also all of the dams are filled with hamsters

I wish the Hallowed Biome exists in the real world

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Europe has now become a bluish, rather menacing land.

I wish to unhallow Europe.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the Hallowed teleports to North America instead

I wish the creatures within the Hallowed biome become peaceful

[King Zultan]

Granted, but everything outside the hallowed becomes super evil.

I wish the super evil everything would attack the peaceful hallowed.

[Mathel]

Granted. Let's not forget that many humans are outside of North America as well. (I am one of them.)
Every country outside of North America launches an all-out attack against the continent. Or it would have, but the nuclear attacks from those, who had nuclear weapons devastated it so much, that it would have been redundant.

I wish for pragmatic villany.

[pikachu17]

A villain kills you for pragmatic reasons.

I wish that Raid: Shadow Legends ceased to exist.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Every ad for that game becomes randomly generated pictures and videos that may or may not be made by an AI on LSD and Salvia

I wish dreams became real

[pikachu17]

Life is a living nightmare.

I wish that life was not a living nightmare.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! It becomes a living hell instead.

I wish for an idiocy fruit.

[pikachu17]

You are now a stupid homosexual.

I wish that nobody took the above as homophobic on my part.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Everyone thinks that you think fruit is a synonym for homosexual. So people now think that when you say you eat fruit, they think you eat homosexuals

I wish cannibals stop being cannibals

[Superdorf]

Granted-- instead of killing and eating people, they just kill people. How wasteful.

I wish the Byzantine double-headed eagle was an actual bird.