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[King Zultan]

Granted the information instantly fills your mind, but the info came to fast and there was to much of it and your head explodes.

I wish Naturegirl's head didn't explode.

[Mathel]

Granted. Her neck explodes instead.

I wish for no part of any person to explode.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the whole person, everyone, implodes instead

I wish I get all of my homework done while maintaining high quality and turn it all in on time

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, your teacher is furious that you used a wish to do it instead of doing it yourself.

I wish for a million-US$ orange the size of a ship, complete with seafaring worthiness.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however due to the spherical nature of the fruit, you can’t really control its direction, and the salt eats away at the skin, drying it out and causing it to shrivel, leaving you trapped inside it in the middle of the ocean

I wish that malaria kills the mosquito it’s in before getting to humans, eventually eradicating it due to them not being able to finish their life cycle

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. Cocoa production drops drastically.

I wish my computer had 2 more CPU cores.

[Mathel]

Granted. They are not cooled and overheat after a while, melting a hole in the motherboard.

I wish for better cooling for my PC.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you drop in a pool.

I wish I could download more RAM.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Granted. You download a program that lets you use your harddrive as extra RAM. It's not very fast. ^{This actually exists built-in to windows. Swap space.}

I wish for more 5lb of every color of modeling clay

[Mathel]

Somehow, they make modeling clay in 1nm increments of wavelength. Starting with 1nm (X-Ray) and ending with 1mm radar.
Every type reflects it's wavelength (+-0.25nm), fully absorbing all others. You get 5lb of each, resulting in total of 5 000 000lb of modeling clay being deposited in front of your door. Most of it appears black to human eyes, reflecting only wavelengths we do not see.

I wish for 5 kg of such modeling clay, tuned to 640nm, to be safely deposited onto my workbench.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, shortly after depositing, you notice that it smells like nectar, shortly after thst, hummingbirds mob you and suck the nectar from it, leaving you with lots of holes in your clay. The nectar was 4 kg, leaving you with only 1 kg of clay

I wish there is a creature that can safely digest clay and derive nutrients from it

[King Zultan]

Granted, there is a creature out there somewhere that can do this, but its microscopic and we'll never see or find it.

I wish to find all the microscopic things.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You soon find yourself infected with all manners of viruses.

I wish to be immune to COVID-19 (that's the illness caused by the coronavirus pandemic going around).

[Just Some Guy]

Granted. Can't get covid if you're dead.

I wish for smallpox.

[Mathel]

Granted. Your closest relative who is not you gets smallpox.

I wish for corvids.