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[Sanctume]

Granted. Everyone now perceived their reality like a video game where their health is quantified by core self morals, and every opinion contradicting one's core is a form of invasion reducing one's core self. 

I wish nacho chips are more like mini pizza.

[WillowLuman]

Granted. The adherents of corn chips are very upset with you...

I wish for an unlimited travel budget.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however you cannot travel to any locations on the same planet. You can only travel to different planets, with no way of knowing the conditions on said planet

I wish that the creatures I think of become real

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Suddenly, some random person barges into the room and shouts "QUICK! DON'T THINK ABOUT EXTREMLY DANGEROUS CREATURES!"

I wish the Chinese government didn't be a asshole and ban a whole bunch of websites.

[Superdorf]

Granted! Instead, they just censor the bits they don't like. Which is to say, most of the bits. It's really not much better.

I wish for a pair of sunglasses that, when worn, magically sets afire the trousers of anyone who should tell a lie in the presence of the sunglasses.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but they are cursed to where you can never remove them, and if you even think of lying about anything your pants will instantly burst into flames.

I wish for all mater in the universe to be replaced with deep fried butter.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, all creatures who have mated are turned into deep fried butter. Asexual organisms prosper in their new habitat, while the population of sexually reproducing organisms plummets

I wish lies are impossible to tell

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Politicians no longer exist. Wait a second...

I wish  for a artifact

[Mathel]

Granted. There is a graphical artifact in your computer screen. It only goes away if you degauss the screen. It then reappears within 5 to 10 minutes. If you happen to not have a CRT screen, too it never goes away.

I wish for all matter to turn into antimatter and all antimatter to turn into matter, the change happening so quickly, that there is no way for anything to react with itself.

[Stirk]

Granted. All of our equipment relying on electrons no longer works, essentially sending the world back into the dark ages as man struggles to find out what madman killed electricity. We kinda needed those charges to stay the same.

I wish for antimatter bullets that only explode when they hit their target

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however the shooter must be concentrating all of their attention on the intended target, otherwise it will explode too early. If the shooter misses, and the shooter fires another bullet, one of the bullets will explode.

I wish for the ability to telepathically control any liquid

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted, but it stops working randomly every 5-10 seconds.

I wish I had a backwards firing gun.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a backwards firing gun, but for some reason it can only fire forwards.

I wish for all life on Earth to be replaced with foxes.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, only foxes turn into foxes.

I wish for a way to know what everyone is saying about me in my back.

Granted, you get a backwards firing gun, but for some reason it can only fire forwards.

Aha! You fell right into my trap! I was hoping for a normal gun anyways.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, youu wake up one moring and find that no one is around. You feel around 7 billion, maybe 8 billion things in your back, you lalso hear people talking from...inside you? Everyone shrunk and is living inside of your back, parasitizing you. You are the only free living human left, and when you die, the remaining will eat you

I wish to be able to heal creaures by touching them