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[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Now all conversations are analogies.

I wish for logistic madness to stop.

[Mathel]

Granted. I stops by all logistics being removed. Only madness remains...

I wish for madness to turn into sanity.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Everyone is now insane.

I wish for a virtual copy of Instant Insanity. (The game.)

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get that virtual copy, but it makes you go insane instantly when you first open it.

I wish for the insanity to stop.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! Everyone is now depressed from the troubles of being sane.

I wish for a depressed volcano.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, all volcanoes now invest themselves, instead of mountains holding lava, they are now earthen funnels that lead directly to the mantle

I wish that there are no more tornadoes in Tornado Alleu

[Mathel]

Granted. They relocated to dark alleys. All of them.

I wish for a 1m long, 5cm in diameter rod of solid tungsten to appear in the house I currently occupy in a manner which damages no creatures or objects.

[IonMatrix]

Granted. It is infinitly hot, and burns through everything

I wish for a wish that is about a wish that wishes for another wish for a wish for a wish that grants wishes.

[CABL]

Granted. The wish that wishes for a wish for a wish that grants wishes has been fulfilled, meaning that the wishes can now wish for their own wishes, and thus making it impossible for anyone else but wishes to make wishes.

I wish for a wish that would wish for humans to be able control wishes again.

[Mathel]

In order for this wish to be grantable, CABL has been turned into a wish.

Granted. Humans can once again control wishes... somewhat. They still end up corrupted after all.

I CABL for a steed.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however the steed turns into a horse sized bat on contact. "Thank you for lifting the curse, kind human" the bat says as it flies off

I wish all creatures could body swap at will

[Enemy post]

Granted. All macroorganisms are immediately possessed by viruses.

I wish that the new dinosaur DNA discovery turns out to be something usable.

[Mathel]

Granted. It turns out to be the perfect gene sequence to make birds grow bigger. It only works on birds and birds with it are 1.1 times bigger (by volume) on average than those without it.

I wish for all sapient minds to be able to bodyswap with any non-sapient mind in LOS.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. But, swapping back?

I wish for the Hall of Legends to be updated.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but the update only says that they've lost everything that they had.

I wish for werewolves everywhere.