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[IonMatrix]

Granted. It is now in italics instead

I wish this wouldn't stop

[Sanctume]

Granted, it continues, but in color.

I wish for a normal pepperoni pizza, delivered in less than 30 minutes, via drone, to my work station.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, it is so normal, that it tastes rather bland.
So bland, that you swear off pizza for all eternity.


I wish to curse the whole world with bland-tasting pizza.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted! IF I CANT EAT PIZZA BEACAUSE OF CORONA VIRUS, THAN NIETHER CAN YOU

I wishI have infinit computer time

[Sanctume]

Granted, you have infinite computer time, but your laptop batteries only last 3.14 minutes. 

I wish for pepperoni size pizza as a topping on my regular pepperoni pizza.  Let's call it quantum pepperoni pizza.

[Mathel]

Granted. Since any pepperoni pizza you optain has a pepperoni pizza on it, the next time you get a pepperoni pizza, you actualy get an infinite amount of pizzas stacked on each other. As with anything else infinite, this collapses physics. In this case, by creating an infinitely massive black hole at your location, which devours the universe at the speed of gravity.

I wish to prevent pizza based black holes.

[Sanctume]

Granted.  You've implemented real life quantum stockpiles of pepperoni pizzas. Good news, no more black holes.  Bad news, your kitchen is cluttered and takes a long time to pass through.

I wish for edible pizza boxes, flavored with the pizza toppings that it originally contained.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. The carboard is made from the Manchineel tree however.

I wish for less evil plants in this world.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You now have an overabundance of good plants.

I wish for a neutral blueberry bot.

[Mathel]

Granted. The Robot's computer is Blueberry Pi. The robot is true neutral, unlike most robots, who are Lawful Neutral. This makes it a pretty bad robot, as it is fully capable of disobeying orders.

I wish for Asimov compliant robots.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, nobody said the robot is actually working

I wish Toady would fix the stress system

[Ultimuh]

Granted. Stress is now working as intended.
Because the stress system in-game has switched places with the real-world stress system.

I wish I could have the tenacity to stick with one save at a time without restarting ever so often.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you now can only play on one save ever, and if you lose or delete that save you can never play the game again.

I wish I could figure out fortress mode.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! It's such a depressing affair that you go insane.

I wish for a sane guide about how to make explosives.

[Tomasque]

Granted, but no amount of explosives can separate your ludicrously long name from the name of any topic you post in. And anyone who reads this will be unable to unsee it.

I wish that this thread died so that it wouldn't keep showing up in "show new replies to your post".