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[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, everyone forgets everything, including racism. Everyone is a blank slate. There is now a fresh start

I wish pseudoscience and false information are stopped and that everybody is educated on the scientific method and are rational

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, creativity is despised and everything becomes a slightly different version of some other thing.

I wish for creativity to become acceptable again.

[IonMatrix]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, science is now despised. YOU MONSTER!

I wish people would stop joking about communism.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, they are now joking about fascism.

I wish for people to stop setting fire to elevators.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, they bring hydrochloride acid to corrode them instead

I wish for peace without killing the population

[Laterigrade]

Granted! Unfortunately, your wish brings peace by repressing the population; you have been, in a blink, exalted to a ruler of the world, who has convinced everyone that to look upon you or have the sound of their voice reach your ears is to bring agonising death to them. You have peace, but never again will you have company.

I wish that the guy who does 'Skyrim in Real Life' would make more videos, for people to waste their time, procrastinating by watching.

[Mathel]

Granted. He can now do them easier, as all creatures from Skyrim are now in Real life. Skyrim magic too. The countryside everywhere is dangerous.

I wish to have dragon bone boots.

[IonMatrix]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the boots are not of your size.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish.

[King Zultan]

Granted, I forgot to grant your wish.

I wish for more wishes.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, you wake up trapped in post it notes, all of them saying wish on them

I wish for all dictatorships to end

[Mathel]

Granted. Without dictators and their support staff suddenly disintegrated, many countries devolve to anarchy. This is worse for the citisens of those countries. Also, anarchists are less predictable than dictators and some start nuclear wars.

I wish for all dictatorships, be they de jure or de facto, to turn into monarchies.

[Sanctume]

Granted, Trumph is now King, and promptly behead.  The Senate declared themselves The Knights Templar; Congress, The Inquisitors.  All citizens now wield pitch forks. 

I wish for reverse pizza: a slice of pepperoni melded in cheese, with crust toppings.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, the genie misheard you and the pepperoni with cheese has rust toppings instead
I wish for unification of quantum mechanics and general relativity, and a theory of quantum gravity

[Mathel]

Granted. The mathematics of it are so convoluted, that it takes 20years to learn enough to understand it.
The teory itself then takes an average human 2 years to read. It can't even be visualised, as it uses 94 dimensions.

I wish to be able to visualise 5 dimensions.

[pikachu17]

Granted. You can visualize the idea of 5 of the 9 worlds of the world tree Yggdrasil in your mind, which you probably already could do.
I wish one of my earlier wishes were granted again.