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[King Zultan]

Granted, the pay so much attention to the citizens that put security cameras in all the rooms in their house, so they don't have to ever stop watching and helping.

I wish for 6.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You get a large block of ice cream in the form of three letters: "S-I-X".

I wish for a piece of pufferfish.

[pikachu17]

You die of its poison.
I wish IncompetentFortressMaker was revived.

[Mathel]

Granted. The IncompetentFortressMaker is revived. He/she promptly makes an incompetent fortress and the dwarves within it kill him/her with their ineptitude.

I wish to know who was this maker of incompetent fortresses. ((I totaly failed to read usernames.))

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! I, IncompetentDwarf, am the maker of these doomed fortresses. Also male.

I wish for a spikeball.

[Sanctume]

You created a ☼slade spikeball☼ but the hauler taking it up to the surface castle died of dehydration while hauling. 

I wish for an ! NPC ! order quest giver appear instead of an expedition leader at Day 1 or embark.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but you get an !!NPC!! instead and he immediately sets the embark wagon on fire.

I wish for 4,000 dollars.

[Imic]

Granted, but they’re fictional Morporkian dollars.

I wish for wisdom.

[Mathel]

Granted. You have 18 Wisdom. But you have only 3 Strength and 3 Constitution. You die from common cold.

I wish for Venus to be flattened into a 20km thick pancake.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the atmosphere of Venus moves to Earth and Mercury, crushing them

I wish humans and raccoons exist in harmony and work together to develop a rabies vaccine

[Superdorf]

Granted! Humans and racoons exist in harmony, and work together to develop a vaccine that causes rabies. The resulting outbreak leaves humanity in chaos, and wipes out the raccoon population entirely.

I wish for a brand-new pair of sapient dentures.

[pikachu17]

Granted. They rip your throat out.
I wish that I was a god.

[Sanctume]

Your are now god, and your only power is to hear everyone's whine, cry, plea, wish, promises, and near orgasms. 

I wish for a pizza that cures all diseases.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Diseases are now preserved an cannot be killed within anyone who eats the pizza

I wish I know what I want to do in life

[Mathel]

Granted. But all the things you want to do are impossible.

I wish for cookies to destroy all diseases.