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[Impending Doom]

Granted. Hold still.

*SPLAT*

I wish I had some more superglue remover. The Space Marine has now migrated from my thumbs to my wrist.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but the remover causes necrosis.

I wish Boston Terriers were a playable race in DF.

[Helmaroc]

Alright, but whenever you see another creature, you lose control and chase it. Or if something is thrown.

I wish for my own pet mouse that was nice and not sick and likes to eat paper, but only if give to it, so It won't eat my homework or important stuff.
(forgot to wish)

[ February 05, 2008: Message edited by: Helmaroc ]

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but it gives you Toxicoplasma Gondii, causing you to develop schizophrenia, and you kill several people.

I wish this thread would be closed.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. Three weeks later, you realize how much you miss this thread. Happy now?

Arrrg, I wish I had a spatula. This damn Space Marine is glued to my FOOT now.

[ February 05, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but it's made in China, and you absorb the lead through your skin and die.

I wish, I wish, I were a fish.

[Fenrir]

Granted. You become a fish. You can't get to water because fish have the [IMMOBILE_LAND] tag, so you suffocate.

I wish that wolves were the dominate species on the planet.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but they're too stupid to remain in power, and their empire dissolves.

I wish Carp grew legs and attacked Dwarf Fortresses.

[Fenrir]

Stupid? STUPID?! You dare insult my kin!

[Cthulhu]

That's not a wish.

[Impending Doom]

I'll answer it, then:

Granted. Carp now have legs and can attack fortresses. However, they decide that killing you would be more fun.

I wish I had some pliers. The spatula AND the Space Marine are both glued to my foot now.

[ February 05, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but when you try to pry off the space marine, it's completely destroyed, rendering all the work you did on what I assume is a model wasted.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[Dark]

An old classic Muffles! Granted, you can now turn invisible, however you cannot become visible again.

I wish for a wish with no faults, deliviered to me on paper in perfect condition while being indestructable with magical ink that can be seen no matter how much the paper is stained as well as being stuck to my hand, and once the wish is used the paper harmlessly disintegrates.

[Lightning4]

Granted. You recieve a blank piece of paper, because the perfect wish is a wish for nothing at all!

I wish I knew Spanish.

[WillNZ]

Granted. You now know Spanish. Too bad it's of no use in the middle of China.

I wish that people would stop trying to come up with absolutely incorruptible wishes.