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[pikachu17]

They learn that there are aliens there that were waiting for us to learn about them before slaughtering us. Uh oh.

There shall be suns and sons.

[Mathel]

Granted. Helios has more sons, they all get struck by lightning for bad driving.

Then Sun gets duplicated and Earth is vaporised.


I wish for the aliens waiting in ambush to spontaniously combust.

[pikachu17]

They do. One was waiting next to your flammable house. Your possessions are on fire.

There shall be donuts.

[Superdorf]

Granted! There are donuts. The donuts appear in the Oval Office. The FBI has a freakout, and Trump has breakfast.

Let there be the wish that there shall be an end to all this confusing syntax nonsense!

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however the genie is confused, what syntax nonsense? All future wishes are asked in the following format.

Grass, I wish for

[King Zultan]

Granted, bamboo a type of grass begins to grow through everything in your house, including you.

Zebras, I wish for.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however they are wooden, and on fire
Clarity, I wish for

[Superdorf]

Granted! We finally go back to the original "I wish" format. Bwahahaha.

I wish for a pair of clogs made entirely of frozen pork.

[pikachu17]

You get a pair of clogs made entirely of frozen government funds for projects designed to please voters or legislators and win votes.

I wish that the I wish formula is like Yoda again.

[Superdorf]

Granted. All wishes must now be green like Yoda.

I wish for roadrunners.

[pikachu17]

Granted. All wishes must now be go *meep meep*.
*meep meep* I wish that instead of having the wishes be like Yoda and roadrunners, we have There shall be again.

[Eschar]

Granted. All wishes must begin with "there shall be again."

There shall be again a GOOD Dark Tower movie

[Superdorf]

Granted! It's an excellent movie. It completely breaks from the book continuity, and Dark Tower fans are furious... but it really is an excellent movie.

There shall be again the "I wish <x>" format from the start of the thread.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted, but you have to use "I wish <y>" instead.

I wish for mini marshmallows.

[pikachu17]

All marshmallows are now at minimum size required to be marshmallows.

I wish for dungeons and dragons.