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[pikachu17]

Granted. However, it is contractually obligated that one of the people playing is crazy, so you are now insane.

Let there be orcas.

[Con Air]

Granted. There is only one orca left on earth, and you accidentally kill it. Nice job, Ahab Junior.

I wish hsiw I

[Naturegirl1999]

.won sdrow  desrever ylno era ereht ,detnarG
ytinasni eb ereht teL

[Superdorf]

.niaga txet desrever-nu ,lamron eb ereht teL

.yawyna txet desrever eht daer ot gniyrt enasni gniog ydaerla saw ydobyrevE .detnarG

[Dunamisdeos]

WISH GENIE DOES NOT SPEAK GIMMICK. WISH GENIE CURSES YOU WITH OTTERS OUT OF FRUSTRATION.

Everything you touch turns to scornful otters. Every few minutes they snidely comment on one of your perceived personal failures. They are very rude.

There shall be post-it notes.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, the post it notes have writing that you can’t understand, attempting to read them summons demons
Let there be an intergalactic trading network

[Eschar]

The increased galactic traffic requires a hyperspace highway. Earth is summarily demolished to make room.

I wish that Roll to Roll to Dodge would continue.

[King Zultan]

Granted, it gets necroed and restarted by someone other than Gatleos, and it ends up being awful.

There shall be ten thousand coconuts!

[Eschar]

There are. Right above you.

I wish I could fly

[Puppyguard]

Granted, provided you take the time to enter flight school, and pay for classes, you can fly planes at the command of whatever air transport company you choose to work under.

There shall be a single coconut!

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, all of the coconuts merged into one, this coconut was then burned, now coconut trees are extinct
Let there be summer

[Eric Blank]

Granted. The seasons are exchanged. You receive the horrible, deathly dry heat, I get the cool refreshing winter. Also, you can have the forest fires. And the smoke. Fuck that shit.

I wish the damn flies would stay out of the house.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Since flies don’t go to Hell, none of them are damned, so the flies continue to live in your house
Let there be peace among nations

[King Zultan]

Granted, peace is achieved when all the people in all the different nations die.

THERE SHALL BE EGGS!

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, eggs lain inside of your brain hatch into worms that eat you from the inside
There shall be research into learning more about exoplanets