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[KittyTac]

Granted, the extra three gravity wells mess with the orbits of the planets. Earth is either roasted, frozen, crashes into one of the suns or another planet, or is torn apart by tidal forces.

I wish for kittens.

[Superdorf]

Granted! In 63-67 days, you will give birth to a happy, healthy litter of kittens.

I wish for mittens.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get the mittens and put them on and to your displeasure you find that they are filled with broken glass and salt.

I wish for mittens that didn't have anything bad in them.

[Superdorf]

Granted! They don't. They're just made of seaweed.

I wish for seaweed.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted your brain turns into seaweed, which then takes over the rest of your body

I wish our government would stop getting involved in needless wars

[MaxTheFox]

Granted, without intervention, corrupt fundamentalist dictatorships either spring up or stay like that in the Middle East and elsewhere.

I wish for foxes.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get foxes but there dead.

I wish for foxes that aren't dead.

[Mathel]

Granted. 5 rabid foxes appear in your house.

I wish for a statue of a fox.

[KittyTac]

Granted, a 50-ton statue of a fox falls onto your head, killing you.

I wish for kittens.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, everything you touch turns into kittens, due to this, you suffocate, since the air also turns into kittens

I wish guns shot peace instead of bullets

[pikachu17]

Guns can only be used to shoot at peaceful things, not at bullets.

I wish we 'I wish' was replaced with 'There shall be' again.

[KittyTac]

Granted, the string

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we 'I wish' (with quotes) is replaced with

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'There shall be' (again with quotes) everywhere.

I wish for kittens.

[Mathel]

Granted. However, it appears that someone set cat tissue to combust at -30°C.

I wish for a steel warhammer that has the whole history of the world carved into it.

[Superdorf]

Granted! The whole history of the world is so impossibly immense that the hammer attempts to render it at a scale below that which steel molecules can accurately represent. Thus, even microscopic examination of the hammer's surface reveals nothing more than white noise.

I wish for a pound of jellybeans.

[Naturegirl1999]

You wake up one morning to find a British Pound, it smells and feels like it’s made of jellybeans

I wish all ranged weapons are replaced with disesase cures