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[Superdorf]

Granted! Your computer develops inexplicable firmware problems.

There shall be inexplicable firmware problems!

[King Zultan]

All computers everywhere are destroyed by inexplicable firmware problems, and the world loses decades of technological progress.

There shall be a lovely bunch of coconuts!

[Mathel]

There is a lovely bunch of coconuts. In your plumbing.

There shall be only one fishing rod.

[Superdorf]

There is only one fishing rod. The kid using it gets the hook tangled in a tree playing with it in his driveway, and breaks the thing trying to get it out. Now there are no fishing rods, and nobody remembers how to make them anymore.

There shall be fish!

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
Everyone gets lots of rotten fish

I wish for this wish to be Refuted

[Naturegirl1999]

Refuted. A previous stated that z”I wish” become “There shall be” for the rest of the game

There shall be peace

[Mathel]

After a war, that wipes out all life on Earth, there is peace.

There shall be a scroll of insecticide spell.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, all insects are dead. This causes havoc among many terrestrial ecosystems, considering how important they are to many. It also does damage to other crustaceans as well, considering their close relationships to insects. The only Arthropoda left now are myriapods and chelicerae. Many aquatic ecosystems suffer due to the lack of crustaceans

[pikachu17]

There shall be hope.

[PTTG??]

Granted. She's over there, buying some tacos.

There shall be wisdom.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however, Kim Jung Un has all of it, and uses his wisdom to take over the world

There shall be quarks

[King Zultan]

Granted, from now on all ducks make a quark sound.

There shall be Yo mamma jokes!

[Craftsdwarf boi]

Granted
Your mama is so fat that the entire universe collapses into a supermassive black hole
There shall be type-III civilizations

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however they are constantly fighting each other so they end up using a lot of the universe’s energy for warfare, speeding up the process of heat death

There shall be kleptomaniac raccoons

[Mathel]

Granted. They steal everything smaller than them, no matter how secure. Human civilisation crumbles.

There shall be a mending spell.