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[Gentlefish]

Congratulations! Everything stops dying.

I wish I had the power to un-wish things.

[Craftsdwarf boi]

Granted, They are cursed in the traditional roguelike sense (decreasing your stats and are impossible to remove).
I wish for +nothingness+

[King Zultan]

After hours of work you create a finely crafted nothingness, but when you go to put the +Nothingness+ on your pedestal for display it disappears leaving you very sad.

I wish nothingness was something I could touch.

[Mathel]

Granted. Anything that touches nothingness is infected by it, becoming nothingness overtime. After a few years, Earth ceases to be.

I wish for John, Michael and Roose Boltons to be related.

[GPeter]

Granted. But they are distant cousins who live in different countries so they never met

I wish I was a Dwarf

[Superdorf]

Granted. You are afflicted by an acute and retroactive case of achondroplasia. Enjoy your new and fascinatingly horrible side effects!

I wish I was an elf.

[Craftsdwarf boi]

You are now a filthy tree-hugger and will soon be killed by a dwarven militant
I wish for biological immortality

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, however you are now a robot, which means you need to worry about rusting and mechanical failures
I wish that myths are real

[pikachu17]

Zeus turns you into a louse.

I wish that myths were not real.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, nothing changes, since myths aren’t real to begin with.
I wish hat people cared about learning

Did Zeus ever tu n anyone into a jellyfish? I would have thought Poseidon or Triton would have done that

[Superdorf]

Granted. People now care about learning to the exclusion of all else. The resulting exploits of mad science would make the most hardened dwarf shudder... Bay12 does great for itself tho!

I wish a Bay12er was president of the USA.

[pikachu17]

Did Zeus ever turn anyone into a jellyfish? I would have thought Poseidon or Triton would have done that

I don't think anyone turned anyone into a jellyfish. However, Zeus is one of the gods that shapeshifted stuff the most. But, yeah, you're right, he probably would not infringe on Poseidon's turf.

Granted. People now care about learning to the exclusion of all else. The resulting exploits of mad science would make the most hardened dwarf shudder... Bay12 does great for itself tho!

I wish a Bay12er was president of the USA.

Every Bay12er is now a clone, with the same personality, as Donald Trump, with Trump himself being an avid Bay12er.

I wish everyone would realize that I am the greatest Bay12er ever, the very best!

[Naturegirl1999]

With greatest not having a definition, people consider you the greatest bay12er.now we have too define new words and what greatest means. 300years later, no one can compliment anyone, because nothing means anything anymore

I wish people can have civil debates without them turning into yelling matches or insult wars

[Superdorf]

Granted. People could always do that anyway. They just choose not to.

I wish to be a ukulele virtuoso.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you become a ukulele virtuoso, but you can never master or even play another instrument.

I wish for everyone on Earth to be given a zebra.