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[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Your mind is now split among everything, because of this, your body ceases to act, as you no longer have coherent thoughts due to your mind being distributed amongst multiple bodies

I wish on a shooting star

[Mathel]

Granted. The star gets angry at you for you being on him/her and shoots you.

I wish for an epic flail.

[Superdorf]

Granted! You begin flailing about in an uncontrollable and epic fashion.

I wish for somebody else to epically flail.

[Rockeater]

Granted, the flail is so epic because it's ability to kill many people, you are one of them.

I wish someone really far away to do an epic flail

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Someone high ranking in North Korea does an epic flail, killing many. Kim Jung Un thinks the flailing was an international mind control project and fires all of his nukes, evenly divided so the same amount hits every country and territory

[Superdorf]

I wish for the Vatican City to be sealed with its inhabitants in a self-sustaining vault deep underground, so as to avoid the ongoing nuclear apocalypse.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. Being made of metal, the bunker never rots. However, there is no food or water inside. The inhabitants sustain themselves by cannibalizing each other for food and drinking their blood for water, the bunker heals any dents it has by also drinking any blood the humans having drank. The bunder sustains itself

[King Zultan]

I wish for five thousand gold coins.

[Mathel]

Granted. They are of no known currency. They are really small, each having about 0.03$ worth of gold. To make profit, any goldsmith will buy them under value, so end profit is about 100$.

I wish for Naturegirl1999 to make a wish.

[Naturegirl1999]

Glranted. Wish is below. Sorry about that

I wish that mistakes no longer occur, and that this doesn't cause entropy

[Superdorf]

Granted! Entropy reverses. The laws of thermodynamics crumble. The cosmos becomes a seething maelstrom of ever-increasing, ever-expanding energy, unfathomable in power. Humanity vanishes in a flash of cleansing fire as the universe returns itself to the primordial state of its birth, bursting with boundless energy, boundless potential... but lifeless.

But hey, nobody's around anymore to make mistakes! So there's that!

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I wish for a cosmic AC.

[KitRougard]

Great! Everything in the cosmos has an Armor Class, anywhere from 1 to 30 based on how protected it is. A normal human in common clothes pulls a 10. A REALLY agile person might get a 15. Inamiate objects get them too...

So in reality, you just made it stupidly difficult to break things, because we dont have the proper combat system in the universe for Armor Classes.


I wish for infinite wishes INFINITE GENIES!

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted, every genie spawns wanting to be the only genie. Congratulations, you started a magic war that will never end.

I wish that people will make no more mistakes and that this wish doesn't cause death to humans

[CABL]

Granted, but now humans are alone in the universe, as all the other alien races vanish without a trace.

I wish John Bolton to get a heart attack when he says the word "Iran".

[Naturegirl1999]

John Bolton is warned about this and never utters the word Iran

I wish for No mistakes to be made and that this doesnt kill anything