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[Kagus]

GRANTED. YOU REALIZE 4 CORNERS ROTATE TO 16 CORNERS WHICH EQUAL TO 4 CORNER DAYS. TEACHERS ARE EVIL LIARS - THE ONEness OF GOD IS STILLness DEATH. You are a Knower of 4 corner simultaneous 24 hour Days that occur within a single 4 corner rotation of Earth. It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties To Viviparous Mama. The Solar system, the Universe, the Earth and all humans are composed of + 0 - antipodes, and equal to nothing if added as a ONE or Entity. All Creation occurs between Opposites. Academic ONEism destroys  +0- brain.



I wish my friends would stop sharing pseudoscience about "hot lemon water" curing cancer.

[King Zultan]

Granted, now the share conspiracy theories about how "Hot lemon water" causes cancer.

I wish all conspiracy theories were real.

[Kagus]

Granted.

...to your horror, you realize that nothing has changed.



I wish this hovercraft had fewer eels in it.

[Puppyguard]

Granted. The eels shout insults at you as they leave, only to be replaced by much friendlier sea snakes.

I wish for the granting of this wish to be done in a cheesy way.

[Dunamisdeos]

Wish genie smiles ominously. Slowly, he reaches for a giant wheel of cheese. Then he slowly points a finger at you with ever-increasing dramatic tension. The finger beings to shine with an ironic glow. Then, he farts. Unfortunately his farts are of cosmic proportions and your house explodes as a result.

I wish for some fajitas.

[Superdorf]

Granted. Taco Bell decides to expand into fajita sales, using cheap ingredients and stingy portions. They're rather dinky, not very filling, and hopped up on artificial flavoring... but hey, you get five free when your local joint first releases them.

I wish for a stormtrooper helmet. With a sandwich in it.

[pikachu17]

You get a very bad chinese rip-off of a stormtrooper helmet, with a moldy sandwich in it.

I wish I was king of Sweden.

[Mathel]

Granted. You were the king of Sweden. Then princess Victoria rebelled and threw you into prison.

I wish for the genie to grant his own wish.

[KitRougard]

He wished that the idiocy of humanity never existed. So humans are gone now.

I wish for wish

[pikachu17]

You get to make a wish, but its corrupted. In fact, retroactively, all wishes in this thread are corrupted.

I wish for the ability to fly.

[Imic]

You can now fly but unfortunately, it is very cold and windy up there in the sky, and there’s not as much oxygen. In time you die from these two things

I wish for the World of Warcraft building models to be available in Gmod.

[pikachu17]

They are in GeneralMod, a $1000000 dollar game. You do not have that game.

I wish I was made of fire.

[methylatedspirit]

Granted. You set everything around you on fire, meaning that you cannot function in modern society.

I wish I was always hydrated.

[KittyTac]

Granted, you are teleported into the Atlantic Ocean. Your dead, drowned body will now be always underwater, and thus, hydrated.

I wish for kittens.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a box of kittens, but when you open the box you find that its actually filled with puppies that have the word kitten written on them.

I wish that every time someone says the word the a bagel will appear near by.