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[Leodanny]

Granted. Santa slips into alcoholism from the stress...elf death skyrockets from exhaustion... global resources are exhausted and another great depression takes place... when will it stop...

I wish for all the wishes to be reverted.

[GPeter]

Granted, and then your very own wish is reverted thus no wish is reverted, but assuming no wish is reverted then your wish hasn't been granted yet so the world explodes.


I wish something

[Ultimuh]

Granted. You get something, and that's nothing.


I wish for anything.

[Dunamisdeos]

You receive nothing. Enjoy your logical paradox.

I wish for an ice cream.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Granted, a seagull swoops in and steals it just before you get to consume it.

I wish for Flying Danishes!

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted. An epic battle ensues between the Seagull Armada and the Flying Danish Corps. As one of them can literally eat the other, it is short lived.

I wish for some nice grilled zucchini that's what I feel like right now.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you're now a grilled zucchini.

I wish for a bagel.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. You now possess an overly materialistic and selfish young Jewish man with a South African accent. You are subsequently arrested for slavery.

I wish people weren't so afraid of GMO-plants

[Ultimuh]

Granted, Monsanto now owns the world.


I wish greedy companies were much less greedy.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted. Technological progress all but halts, and the world is entered in an era of stagnation.

I wish to pass my biotech exam tomorrow.

[TrickleJest]

Granted. You are given an insane amount of luck, and you recognize that you now don't have to study for any tests as you will pass them all regardless. However, at a certain point, once you have to apply your knowledge, you realize that the luck has worn out and you're left to starve without having any skills. Studying is important, kids.

I wish that I would get an infinite supply of ramen.

[Lord_lemonpie]

An infinite amount of ramen spawns in your house. You are crushed under its weight.

I wish I knew what happened after death before I died

[TrickleJest]

Granted. You learn of what lies beyond, but the realization is so powerful that it immediately kills you the moment you see it.

I wish my phone never ran out of charge.

[pikachu17]

It electrocuted you.

I wish for a One Piece Devil Fruit.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. It's the fruit of sucking at everything.

I too wish for one of those one Piece Devil fruits.