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[Mathel]

Granted. You are however not immune to the lack of food caused by all the food being turned into post-it notes.

i wish for all entities capable of touch based material transmutations to be thrown into a random black hole in another galaxy.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
I also did the same thing with everyone else.

I wish for a fleet of spaceships (with no crew or ai on it) armed with laser cannons to appear in stable orbital of earth.

[Dunamisdeos]

THE GRANDIOSE ALAMALGAMATORY POSTOCALYPITICAL CONCLAVE OF NOTE GODS grants your wish, placing a large fleet of mile-wide post it-notes in orbit with detailed depictions of spaceships drawn upon then.

We wish to live within the black hole as the benevolent gatekeeper of our new galactic frontier.

[Eschar]

The black hole becomes perfectly spherical, collapses, and exits our universe, with You inside.

I wish to do something meaningful with my life.

[Cyne-Wulf]

Granted. You become the example of what not to be if you wish to lead a meaningful life, givibg your life meaning posthumously.

I wish my life was easier.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are now in a coma.

I wish for it to rain money.

[Mathel]

Granted. It rains 1 yen coins for 5 days straight where you live. It is a horrible hailstorm which ruins any horizontal glass and severly annoys pedestrianans (but does not kill most of them).
The result is that 1 yen coins are now invalid, and the Aluminium is almost worthless.

I wish to have an at-will beam-targeted ability to turn target into solid diamond.

[heydude6]

Granted. Unfortunately it’s a crotch beam so you need to take off your pants and underwear in order to use it.

I wish for a PS4 Pro

[CABL]

Granted. It falls on your head and leaves you with a brain damage for the rest of your live.

I wish so that my cat's leg gets healed right this moment.

[KittyTac]

Granted. The leg is detached, then healed. But not reattached.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch that won't harm me in any way.

[Rockeater]

Granted, it kills people you are not aware exist so it won't hurt you in any way.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch that won't that isn't involved in a murder

[Eschar]

Granted. It's involved in money laundering, and the sentence falls on you, as nobody believes your story that 'it was the Switch'!

I wish to play Risk.

[KittyTac]

Granted. You play Risk... but if you lose, you die. That's the risk.

I wish for a box with an infinite amount of magically compressed cats inside, that will erupt at a rate of 5 cats/second once opened and can be closed to stop the flow.

[PTTG??]

Granted. Due to a general misinterpretation of Quantum Mechanics on behalf of the genie, half the cats are dead.

I wish people understood QM better.

[King Zultan]

Granted, everyone now understands Qualified Mortgages.

I wish for books.