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[Mathel]

Granted. This starts the Punic wars again. In modern setting, it is a war between Tunis and Italy. The Puns win and not only annex Italy but also POP the pope.

I wish for the universe to run on easily exploitable rulebooks.

[Lunardog15]

off topic: what were the punic wars? i don't know what that is

[Dunamisdeos]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punic_Wars

Granted. You are given several hard science and mathematics textbooks. The bill also arrives in the mail later next week.

I wish for a talking cricket.

[Lunardog15]

thank

[Iris]

I wish for a talking cricket.

Granted. It turns out the cricket is suicidal, and it's constant yelling of "KILL ME!" drives you insane.

That was a terrible corruption, I know.

I wish the universe ran on Python.

[King Zultan]

Granted, the universe is now made of pythons.

I wish that I had some money.

[Rockeater]

Granted, you have a single yen
I wish I had 300 American dollars

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
All of it is stolen from the bank and police know who did it

I wish for a self-corrupting wish

[Lunardog15]

ok here it is *
(this is a linux joke if you don't gedit that is fine)
i wish people get that joke ^

[Mathel]

Granted. But they do not find it funny.

I wish for Lunardog15 to run "rm  -f -r --no-preserve-root /" on his computer.  ((This is a bad idea))

[Greatness942]

Granted.
Unfortunately, typing out that script made yours explode as well.

I wish I could become Jason Voorhees for a day.

[Lunardog15]

you can but you must know how to assume a identity in linux

cats

[Hanslanda]

Granted. Cats made of dogs.

I wish /thread

[Lunardog15]

file or directory not found
I wish that i had a gaming computer

[Greatness942]

Granted.
You have a ZX Spectrum.

I wish I teleport through the Multiverse.