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[Mathel]

Granted. All mass in the universe turns into cats. All the cats die, because there is no gaseous oxygen (was turned into cats.). Not only is the universe now dead, but there will never again be life in it, because there is no free hydrogen to fuel stars.

Congratulations, Lunardog15, you have just destroyed the world.

I wish for the ability to truly remove entropy.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but the world becomes very boring.

I wish for chaos. 

[Gigabytebob]

granted but the only rule is there are no rules so people say theres no rule against making rules so people start making rules and put an end to the chaos

I wish skyrim stopped crashing :,[

[CABL]

Granted. Skyrim doesn't crash, but every NPC has a giant head, and the corpses are glitching out and fly across the map at the speed of a bullet.

I wish that the word "bullet" will be pronounced as "booleet" from now on.

[Mathel]

Granted. By association, the word "bull" is pronounced as bool. This causes confusion in cattle related software, raising the price of all cattle based products.

I wish for remote controled flying scissors.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but they're tiny.

I wish for a robot that will serve me food.

[Lunardog15]

it uses your skin to make the food
i wish for everyone to get a free cat

[King Zultan]

Granted, but some people don't want the cats and decide to eat them.

I wish to have free beans forever.

[Mathel]

Granted. You get some beans for free. After you eat them, you find out, that they are the Cursed beans of acid resistance. So, they are attached to the inside of your stomach, and once you digest them, they will make you acid resistant. Oh wait, they are acid immune, and thus will never be digested. (Even peptides are a large amount of amino-acids, thus counting as acid damage). Thus you have them forever. (Or at least as long as you have that stomach, but once you will not have the stomach, you will probably not want beans anyway.)

I wish to gain mundane cooked beans whenever I want them.

[Lunardog15]

congrats they appear in your lungs
i wish that the only posts allowed on this thread are those that have puns 

Spoiler: to contain the toads anger (click to show/hide)

may kill the thread with this wish

[Leodanny]

Granted, now everything ever posted and will be posted has pun. That means everything is puns.

I wish Lunardog15 would just CEASE AND DESIST with these puns and smileys.

[Mathel]

Granted. Lundardog15 SIEZES and desists, becoming immobile and not restarting.

I wish for Leodanny to be PUNished for immobilsing Lunardog15.

[Leodanny]

Nah

[pikachu17]

He is executed for bush-daughter, similar to treason.

I wish I had a working-class jet pack.

[Iris]

Granted. Since it's "working-class", oversights are made and it burns your legs off.

I wish my forum games would update.