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[King Zultan]

Granted, now even more kittens die because of the cheese spreading out over them.

I wish the kittens would eat the cheese.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, they recognize it as a stockpileable food and rush to take it to the stockpile, where the elephants Cheese'o'pult is waiting

I wish that the cheese is worth it in the end.

[Mathel]

Granted. All the cheese is worth 1 "It". The weather "it". That which is hot when "It is hot", that when is cold when "It is cold.", that which is windy when "It is windy.", that which is raining when "It is raining".
All the cheese involved piled together is worth this "it".

I wish for the X Pile of cheese X laced with cat blood is set on fire, becoming ‼X Pile of cheese X‼ laced with ‼cat blood‼.

[Lunardog15]

congrats you are now being roasted by the cats

I wish to have it rain cats that will not be hurt when they land from fall damage

[pikachu17]

They are hurt when they fall into lava. Not fall damage.

I wish Lunardog15 was made of lava, and so are her/his cats.

[Leodanny]

Granted. They spew flaming puns at you.

I wish for my life to be better?

[Lunardog15]

you are now a hive mind of potatoes
i wish that people LAVA my puns as they are IGNEOUS

[Leodanny]

All the rocks love your puns.
I wish for puns to be banned.

[Lunardog15]

all puns are now to be written on to rubber bands and shot at you

i wish to become a cat and devour the universe

[Puppyguard]

Granted, you die whilst attempting to devour the universe, starting with 50 pounds of dirt.

I wish for the CHEESE'o'pult to be manufactured en masse.

[Lunardog15]

not granted you have CHEESEd off the cat god

i wish that whenever I make a pun a catsplosion happens

[Leodanny]

Sure. It happens inside of you, somehow.

I wish my RTD was actually good

[Lunardog15]

it is now a cat
i wish that everything was a cat

[Leodanny]

Everything is cats
All is cannibal now

I wish for DF to be on mobile

[Lunardog15]

mobile is now on df enjoy
i wish that the cats are now everything