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[Dunamisdeos]

You are your own worst enemy, says Philoso-genie! You throw a pair of dice into a die mold and then eat it, dying forthwith.

I wish for some pepsi.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish for a door.

[Mathel]

Granted. There is now a door through your ceiling.

I wish to be strong enough to lift 1 Mg (Mega gram) of mass in Earthen surface gravity.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
You so strong that you accidentally cause many times.

I wish to re-spawn in a safe place every-time I die.

[CABL]

Granted. The so-called 'safe place' is a house with no doors, windows, or even canalization! Oh, and the walls and the floor are made from unique chromium/steel alloy, so good luck trying to escape!

I wish to be more creative when it comes to building stuff in Terraria.

[Mathel]

((

Granted,
You so strong that you accidentally cause many times.

I wish to re-spawn in a safe place every-time I die.

I cause what many times?))

Granted. You are so creative that you think up things impossible in the game. Then you get sad, because you can not create them.

I wish to be a dragonborn. Does not matter whether a Skyrim or a D&D one.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are a dragonborn, but your adventures are cut short when you take an arrow to the knee.

I wish to find the Holy Grail.

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
However. You chose.. poorly.


I wish for another 80's movie reference.

[Lunardog15]

granted you have contributed to the bunnies biomass

I wish for all the kittens in the world

[Leodanny]

Granted, a catsplosion occurs....(a nuclear one)

I wish to be less depressed!

[Lunardog15]

congrats you are now covered in a catsplosion  but hey you are happy now tho it is starting to get hard to breathe

and I wish for a CATapult that flings the kitten but will not hurt the kitten

[Mathel]

Granted. The CAT'o'pult does not hurt the kittens. The rock wall, into which they are hurled, however DOES.

I wish to be on the other side of said wall than the kittens.

[Rockeater]

Granted, the sheer amount of kittens lunched at the wall get it to fall on you.

I wish to be behind the CAT'o'pult

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but you get distracted by the wall eating its lunch of kittens and accidentally tie yourself to one, causing you to be launched at the wall.

I wish for the CAT'o'pult to be replaced by a CHEESE'o'pult (it's cheese instead of kittens.)

[Rockeater]

Granted, it trow cheese violently at kittens.

I wish the cheese would break apart mid trow