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[Leodanny]

Granted, but it just makes them Lighter because the hotness has only been made 100° Fahrenheit
I wish for the potato rebellion to never end.

[Rockeater]

Granted, you die as part of infighting.

I wish to be far away from all potatoes in a place I could live at.

[Leodanny]

Granted, your only sustenance is grass

I wish for food

[CABL]

Granted. You eat a very delicious cake, laced with giant cave spider poison.

I wish so that Nightcore music disappears from the Internet, and the physical records become stashed in Martian caverns.

[Leodanny]

Nightcore music disappears, along with the Internet

I wish to be good at games.

[CABL]

Granted. You're good at playing card games. In fact, you're so good, no one wants to play with you, since people think you're a cheater.

I wish for a desktop stripper which isn't malware and is easily removable from the hard drive.

[Leodanny]

Ha! Jokes on you, I like card games!

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, you get a disk that reads "Not-Malware Desktop Stripper" that strips desktop computers of their function by deleting all code from everywhere. In doing so it easily removes itself.

I wish I could pause and unpause time without anything or anyone ageing in the process, and no one able to tell when I'm doing it.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get this ability in the form of a stop watch, and one day while you have time paused you drop the watch and break it, leaving you with time paused and no way of unpauseing it.

I wish that it would rain money.

[Leodanny]

Granted, all water has been turned into money, you die of thirst.

I wish for an automatic GM for my forum games

[UselessMcMiner]

The gm is a filthy railroader who forces you to sit and listen to him describe lesbian futa furry murder fantasies



I wish that I would be in bed. with a tub of cookie dough ice cream.

[Leodanny]

The bed IS the ice cream, and you die of hypothermia

I wish for more wishes

[Enemy post]

Granted, but they're all corrupted.

I wish to rule Belgium.

[CABL]

Granted. You're ruling over a country which doesn't even exist.

I wish to know why my Firefox suddenly ate 12GB of RAM memory.

[Mathel]

Granted. You now know the code that caused it. The code has 12 GB and is now copied into your brain.

I wish to see my greatest foe to cast a die in a die and die.