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[Gigabytebob]

granted they are revealed to be right behind you ready to eat you

I wish for a gold encrusted silver diamond ring with platinum around the edges

[King Zultan]

Granted, but it's stolen and you get arrested for having it.

I wish for dragons to take over the earth.

[Rockeater]

Granted,a billion dragons appear out of nowhere and humanity surrender,not a great fight but you still die.

I wish to own a visit obsorvetry.

[Gigabytebob]

granted you are the first to see a giant meteor about to crash into earth with no way to stop it

i wish to own a dragon farm

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you own a Dragonfruit farm. In Northern Greenland.
Wait, you mean ACTUAL Dragons? I'm sorry to tell you this but.. Dragons like that doesn't exist.


I wish for MACHICOLATIONS!

[Mathel]

Granted. Someone installs machicolations on your house. Then they pour burning oil on your face through them.

I wish for a better knife.

[CABL]

Granted. it's a Ripper possessed with an evil mecha-spirit. It slices off one of your hands and leaves you with other grievous wounds, primarily very long and deep cuts.

I wish for the future where we will be able to sex the dinosaurs. Resurrected, living dinosaurs.

[King Zultan]

Did you mean "have sex with dinosaurs"?
Granted, in the future you can have sex with resurrected dinosaurs, this ends as well as you think it would.

I wish that the future dinosaurs don't kill me.

[pikachu17]

Instead they have kinky sex with you.

I wish to have an Abrams combat tank.

[Rockeater]

The future dinosaurs have kinky sex with it.

I wish the dinosaurs will disappear

[pikachu17]

Granted. They have kinky invisible sex.

I wish the dinosaurs would die from being hit by lightning.

[CABL]

Granted. The dinosaurs die from a chain lightning strike. They get resurrected as air elementals.

((Actually, it's a reference to a certain Swedish streamer*. In one of his streams, he wrote in the Notepad, "Maybe someday, we'll be able to sex the dinosaurs."))
((*And no, it's not Pewds. *vomiting noises*))

I wish for the humanity to discover a method to defeat the air elementals.

[TD1]

Granted. Turns out it's nukes. Lots and lots of nukes.

I wish for universal immortality which can be rescinded at will.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are what you wished for. But you are stuck inside the Sun for the duration of your immortal life.


I wish for [REDACTED].

[deathpunch578]

Granted now [DATA EXPUNGED]

I wish it wouldn't snow in spring