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[KittyTac]

Granted. Everyone now has an IQ of 40 due to Roblox exposure.

I wish for Roblox to cease existing.

[pikachu17]

(Why does everyone want Roblox to cease to exist?)

[Ultimuh]

(Why does everyone want Roblox to cease to exist?)

(I have no idea.)

I wish for Roblox to cease existing.

Granted, it ceases to exist when you do.


I wish for unlimited experience points.

[KittyTac]

(It is a complete shit game.)

Granted. The reward for killing you is unlimited experience points.

I wish for all Roblox players to die immediately.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they all die and so do you.

I wish the Soviet Union won the cold war.

[KittyTac]

Granted. They win it by nuking the shit out of the USA, destroying ecology.

I wish that Roblox players, and ONLY Roblox players would be all killed by ninjas.

[wierd]

Granted. Thousands of irritating children are murdered by a silent but deadly cloud of masked asian men in the dead of the night. There are also a few child predators, and some overweight otakus in the mix. On the plus side, the destruction of the userbase makes Roblox go out of business, and their computer destroying malware wonderfully useful game client goes the way of Bonzai Buddy.  This of course, makes many parents upset-- a new "For the children!!" movement is created, and steamrolls over anything and everything good that came out of the event though. The new "Cyber Samurai" service, now mandated by law in most countries, enforces the safety of horrible malware installing children everywhere and the klepto-capitalists are richer than ever.

I wish people wouldn't obsess over their damned children like they do.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they stop giving a shit about there kids and just throw them in to a dumpster as soon as they're born and they are taken to the landfill to raise them selves, soon the cities are over run by feral children.

I wish I found a place to hide from the feral children.

[pikachu17]

You go in Pac-mans mouth.

I wish I was a medieval vampire.

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but vampire slayers stake you to death.

I wish for cash to build a digital asylum for feral children.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Granted, however, due to a budgeting mistake, you are the sole warden, guard and general employee and if a single feral child escapes you'll die.

I wish that everyone in the universe would inevitably find and get to spend a minimum of a full decade with their soulmate.

[Mathel]

Granted. It happens to all people creatures (be they human, animal or alien) at once. From each species (1- species.genderAmount) of its members with a currently living soulmate(s) are teleported to their soulmate(s) and bound to them with indestructible and un-untiable string 0.5m long, which will disintegrate in 10 Terran orbits.

Not only does this cause masks confusion an extintions on Earth. It also devastates many alien civilisations. Especialy those, who have many genders or live shorter than 10 Terran orbits.

I wish to be protected from feral children

[wierd]

Granted. You are instantly teleported-- right as you currently are--- to a remote planetoid very distant from here that is guaranteed to be totally lifeless before your arrival.  It is also lifeless shortly after your arrival, as it has no atmosphere, and is bathed in ionizing radiation.

I wish we would stop accepting psych patients at our nursing facility.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are now given the task of killing all the psych patients at your facility.

I wish there were two moon orbiting the earth.

[HugeNerdAndProudOfIt]

There are two moon. This is logically impossible, as the plural should be used. The Universe implodes.

I wish for the ability to, by and only by making a conscious effort, create a wormhole that takes the shape of a circle with a diameter of 5 feet and connects any two points that I can set, and that the wormhole stays in place until I make a conscious effort to dismiss it.