Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Puppyguard]

Granted, but it has horrible writing and work is dropped after the first season.

I wish for better pixel art skills.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are now incredibly good at pixel art, but you now suck at all other art forms including writing, any form of music, and other forms of art.

I wish I had a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[pikachu17]

The coconuts drop onto your head from 40 feet, and kill you. They are lovely, though.

I wish I am anvil, which did not injure me.

[Mathel]

Granted. You are now an anvil, which did not injure you. That is, you did not injure yourself while becoming an anvil. Actions you can perform: none.
You are frequently hit with hammers.

I wish to become Aggron (the pokemon).

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are soon captured by a trainer and left in a PC box for all eternity.


I wish for a massive Fire ant invasion upon all existing countries.

[pikachu17]

These fire ants are sentient, and kind. They institute somehow incredibly well functioning communism.
You are the only person who is down on their luck after the invasion, and are eaten by a human cannibal.

I wish I had a grapple gun.

[MrLurkety]

Granted, but you break your neck while using it.

I wish I had some cheese.

[Dunamisdeos]

Granted! Cheese is outlawed by our benevolent ant overlords. You are processed for raw resources.

I wish for a comically giant can of raid.

[CABL]

Granted. Unfortunately, the genie doesn't know what is this "raid" beverage, so instead of delicious beverage, you get attacked and killed by Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Space Dolphins. Oh, and your city is plundered, too!

I wish for more FATE Core games on Myth-weavers.

[wierd]

Granted. Unfortunately, the genie doesn't know what is this "raid" beverage, so instead of delicious beverage, you get attacked and killed by Super Strong Death Metal Ninja Space Dolphins. Oh, and your city is plundered, too!

I wish for more FATE Core games on Myth-weavers.

Spoiler: Not a beverage... (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Also, missed opportunity. (click to show/hide)

Street drug literally made of bugspray causes people to act like zombies!

Your wish is granted, but the character sheets are all kinds of wrong, the macros are not only counter-intuitive, but also give inconsistent and wrong results, and half the time you cant put up backgrounds for some strange reason.

I wish to know why it snowed in April, in the middle of the damn country today.

[CABL]

Granted. It's because...

... TO BE CONTINUED

Also, the next episode of CABL's Weather Showcast will not come out until 2075, but the wait will be worth it. I personally promise it!

((OOC: We still have snow in Western Siberia, too! It has started to melt, however.))

I wish so that dwarves become real. Dwarf Fortress dwarves, to be specific.

[Dunamisdeos]

You look down at yourself. You realize that you were the dorf all along. Then, the syndrome you contracted 4 years ago finally triggers and your eyes melt.

I wish for enough money for groceries today.

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but after you fail to pay it back, the mafia breaks your kneecaps and steals your kidneys.

I wish I wasn't so tired and busy

[Mathel]

Granted. Instead, you are permanently either tired, or busy. Never both, never neither.

I wish for a whiscash.

[King Zultan]

Granted, it fall on you and breaks your legs.

I wish for every one to play roblox.