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[MrLurkety]

Granted. It's so strong and poweful, no living creature can come anywhere near you anymore.
I wish that Puppyguard was god.

Granted, but he destroys the universe by accident.

I wish I was better at calligraphy.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you are slightly better at calligraphy, but you are the only one who can read it.

I wish that it would rain alcohol.

[CABL]

Granted. It rains !!absinthe!!. Most of the land-dwelling lifeforms gone extinct due to !!absinthe!! burning them constantly.

I wish I was Robert Cop!

[Rockeater]

Granted, you are a knokoff action figure and trown to the trash

I wish I had a hat

[IronTomato]

surprise headcrab.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

[Mathel]

Granted. You are now sealed in a can, ready to be shipped to a supermarket.

I wish to have my material toughness properties ( YIELDs, FRACTUREs and STRAIN_AT_YIELDs in df terms) multiplied by 25. This is to include the required secondary powers, which allow me to move and act normaly.

[pikachu17]

You move and act completely normally, but in exchange, you now weigh one-twenty-fifth of a you weight beforehand, and get launched into a pit of lava.

I wish Mathel was unharmed by the lava.

[Screech9791]

Granted, he is harmed by the lava.

I wish that catgirls existed in real life.

[Ultimuh]

Granted. This is the result.

I wish I hadn't granted that wish.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you go back in time and cut out your tongue so you can't wish for that.

I wish that the oceans were filled with orange soda instead of saltwater.

[Rockeater]

Granted, the effects of this on nature is far reaching and apocalyptic.

I wish for a bottle of orange soda

[CABL]

Granted. You barter your house in order to get a bottle of orange soda. You're homeless, but hey, you now have a bottle of orange soda.

I wish my dwarves to start hauling stones again!

[Cadeyrn Heffernan]

Granted, but they lose the ability to hold anything else and starve/die of dehydration

I wish I could stop time for a length of time I choose where I can still act allowing me to do things I normally have no time for without forgoing other tasks.

[Mathel]

Granted. While you can not stop time, you can make a bubble of space 2 dm around you, where time is 1000000 faster.

Unfortunately, this has some downsides.
If anything living is partially within your field, the part within the field cosumes resources, while the part outside the field can not support it.

While you can move objects protruding from the field, parts outside the field move ridiculously fast, turning air around it into plasma and creating widespread destruction. Thrown small objects are fine, as they just stop on the edge of the field, emmiting a burst of gamma rays.

You can also not use any device, even if it does not need to be moved, if it is large enough. For example, you could press buttons on keyboard, but the computer, which would be in regualar time, could not process them in time.


I wish to have a better sense of smell than I do now.

[CABL]

Granted. Your smell is so good, that you can smell all the dumpsters in your city/town/village/whatever. One day, you will walk through an alley full of open dumpsters and die from suffocation.

I wish I could travel to Japan to become anime.